1. Start farting randomly.
2. Every time you want to talk, sing it.
3. Start licking other children.
4. When asked to clean your plate have a detailed debate over if the Zombie Apocolps should be something we should be worried about.
5. Take a mirror and use the reflection off or it to burn your siblings.
6. Run through the back yard getting all muddy so you need a change of clothing and repeat.
7. Have a sleep over in the closet with slender man.
8. Just randomly and for no reason start screaming bloody murder.
9. Scream you can't fall asleep without a baseball bat at your side.
10. When somebody rings the door bell start naming prices for the other children.
11. Start a fire from waffles.
12. Cut up the baby sitters hamsters and tell her there pigs in a blanket.
13. Start mauling anyone who looks at you.
14. Draw a circle in the corner of the room and say its your personal space. If someone try's to pass it start barking at them.
15. Read Fifty Shades Of Gray out loud for all the children to hear and enjoy.
16. Play with the VCR until it blew up.
17. Run out of the house yelling about the aliens were to invade soon.
18. Tell all the children about the human centipede.
19. Slowly stroke the couch smiling at it.
20. Draw a pretty picture. On the T.V. screen.
21. Look at the pictures of the sitters relatives and whisper "Those silly humans..."
22. Make a special candy drink for the children from, strands of hair, mustard and lamp.
23. Tell everyone how your going to survive the zombie outbreak if everyone else is here because you just have to offer god there souls to save yours.
24. Roll around on the carpet and pillows then mumble something about having lice.
25. Ask anyone if they want your secret for making amazing roast cat.
26. Burn the house down and keep the ashes from the bodies in a jar.
27. Have a party about the color yellow and the reinvention of pancake wafflers.
28. Order pizza take-out to the sitters house and hiss at anyone who trys to take a slice.
29. Bring your pet cobra to the baby sitters in a loose nailed box then 'forget where to lock is'.
30. Grow a bread and shave it off on other peoples food.
32. Sing about Daryl Dixson while its nap time.
33. Put forks in peoples hair saying its the new craze.
34. Start punching the neighborhood chickens.
35. Run up and down the stairs to no end.
36. Everytime someone says the word, 'Me': Say "Those filthy humans..."
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1001 Ways To Annoy People
Teen FictionOne day I thought, 'Wow I'm just really annoying... I should write a book on it!' That's how it happened. Satisfied?
