1001 Ways To Annoy People

(41) Ways To Annoy People At School

Heyo mayo everybody! Btw some of these are so stupid and I highly encourage you NOT to do. Please use at your own risk.

1. Just stand in the hall in the way of everybody.

2. Start screaming that's 'they' we're coming then start dancing to your locker.

3. Draw a giant snowman in sharpie on your best friends locker in rainbow colors.

4. Stroke your book bag slowly and whisper into it... say something about death and mention your teachers name.

5. Cough every time your teacher trys to say important about the details to a big project then start screaming.

6. Show up to school in a robe and strip & get ready for school in the halls.

7. Walk really slowly in front of people and fart. Run away while fanning the air behind you.

8. Start a twerk team.

9. When the bell rings pretend it's the bass dropping in a song and do the Harlem shake violently.

10. Take a long and slow dump in the hall.

11. Hang used tampons on the doors and try to lick people as they walk under them like mistletoe.

12. Bring old picture of your friends when they looked like beavers (we've all gone through this stage in life) and hang them all over the school.

13. Eat Subway during lunch. (I HATE when people do this. If your going to have a amazing lunch, at least buy everyone else a sub to!)

14. When your friend or crush sneezes take a picture of them when they have that stupid sneeze face and the snot flying from there face then hold the picture hostage and use it to your advantage. ;)

15. Every period of the day, go into the wrong class room but act like you belong there until you get caught.

16. Ask your closest friend if they are a boy or a girl.

17. Fart for at least four seconds, loud and clear.

18. When your and your friend are walking around, purposely walk past their crush and push them into the crush. Scream "GET SOME!" Then run off.

19. Lay on the ground in the hall doing ground angels.

20. Ask your teacher if they will marry you.

21. When the intercom comes on scream "GOD HAS SPOKEN!".

22. When the bell rings refuse to go in the classroom. Say your just looking.

23. Explain in graphic details where babies come from to some one older than you.

24. Cook fried human in your locker.

25. Have extreme mood swings when around your crush. (Go up to them and slap them. Then scream how much you miss and love them. You can lick a life size card board count out of them slowly then minutes later punch the card board cut outs head off.)

26. Start screaming compliments at people then give them baby raccoons.

27. Bubble wrap the hole class room.

28. Take samples of your friends body parts (broken nails, hair, teeth, saliva) then in biology try to make a clone of them.

29. Ask if you can dissect your friends.

30. Run around the halls announcing your on your period.

31. Change your name to Shuflakajuian.

32. Act all innocent and when they are not looking, lean over and lick your friends face.

33. Buy a class giraffe.

34. Refuse to take any class work or home work then punch your teacher.

35. Go up to your biology teacher and ask if he has ever done research on trans-gender people then back away doing the jellyfish dance.

36. Bring a pet bat named Dog to class.

37. Give nick names to every one in the class room. (Sharaha, Bhew, Ziphiny, Welk stuff like that.)

38. Call your teacher there first name.

39. During a test start taking off your clothing and play the song 'Silent night' while doing the dub-step and try to get people to join in.

40. Pretend your giving birth during class and that your water broke then inform every one it was a false alarm.

(If there is any guys out there reading these.... I'm sorry.)

41. Randomly stab your desk and mumble a swear word at it then continue working. Do this until your teacher calls you insane.