1001 Ways To Annoy People

(43) Ways To Annoy Hobos

Ok guys, I just want to say you are all amazing little Peachiez, and I love you all so much. We got about twenty five reads on the last chapter.

Were doing good, but of course we could do better. Thanks you all, and please enjoy: How to annoy hobo's c:

1. Pee on them.

2. Bite them.

3. Eat them.

4. Sit on one like a bench.

5. On your phone, discus very loudly how your just bought a new Mustang for your second beach house.

6. Fart in his ear.

7. Shave your legs and collect the hairs. Pours them on his pizza.

8. Put a freedom sticker on his brothers hamster.

9. Eat his brothers, hamsters, enchilada.

10. Accuse him of attacking your pizza. Then curl up in a ball crying. If he try's to comfort you tell him to eat a snake.

11. Run around in circles around him then when he says something to you scream "RAPE!"

12. Tell him your naming him Jessicarétra.

13. Ask if he once had a life.

14. Duct tape his face. Then when he try's to wake up, laugh loudly as you do expensive drugs. (XD ok guys no. This was totally made up I advise you not to, it was just like you can't buy expensive stuff if your a hobo...)

14. Tell him you bought him a present. Give him a box filled with boxes.

15. Go into grave detail about your PMSing problems.

16. Ask to shave his beard. If he says no say you need yarn to make a scarf.

17. Buy him a sweet new Camaro and when you hand him the keys and "accidentally" drop them into a gutter. (Credit to my Home Dawg or just the show. WALKING DEAD BRO).

18. Have a party in the park while he's sleeping at and put a sign up on his forehead saying 'GARBAGE CAN'.

19. Ask him how it was back in Rome. (You kind of need 7th grade social studies to understand this.)

20. Lick him while he sleeps.

Sniff him while he walks.

Flick him while he sits.

21. Buy him a pet chicken but then go into a extremely off topic lecture about chicken high gene. Hand him a test and if he doesn't pass it say your returning the chicken.

22. Play the zilophone on his head.

23. Get the high school to sponsor the hobo. Bake him a cake with a built in time-bomb. Everybody likes time-bombs.

24. Let a heard of wild hamsters loose in his face.

25. Make a Real Life temple run and force him against his will to be the one who runs it.

26. Ask when Cinderella dumped him.

27. Scream "LUBRICATE!" Every time he sneezes. (No its not something dirty my little PEACHIEZ. It means to apply grease or to make something slippery (: my English teacher would be proud. )

28. Play twenty one questions with him and make them all about your man crushes.

29. Ask if he has any pets. If he says no, tell him the few simple steps to get one.

1.)whack a fly unconscious.

2.) put his body in water then freeze it.

3.) Take the fly body out and tie a string around it.

4.) wait for it to wake up and bam! free pet fly.

30. Look him in the eye and say "I have to poop."

31. Read 'how to annoy hobos' to him loudly then try then all on him.

32. Find a random frog and blend it up. Give the frog smoothie to him and explain its Kool Aid but it has vitamins in it.

33. Give him a bag of Snarkles and name them Joe.

34. Go on Instagram or Facebook or what ever your blackmailing heart wants then take a 'selfie' with him while he sleeps. Tell him until he buys you a enchilada you will post the pictures.

35. Have a fancy gourmet lunch of chicken fingers and French fries in front of him and if he asks for one say "NO! YOUR A CHICKEN MURDERERRRRRRR!" while munching loudly and cow like on a chicken nugget.

36. Shoot him with a death ray.

37. Poke him in ear with a wet finger. If he slaps you, scream your on your period and you haven't had a donut.

38. Whisper "come to the dark side... we have cookies." then back away slowly.

39. Dress up like a gang member with a group of friends and go up to him a say "put your box to the side and walk away!"

40. Go the Harlem Shat. (lol I made that up and it made me laugh so yeah.)

41. Play 21 questions and crack up every three seconds at night while he's trying to sleep. Then have a dance party and eat enchiladas. And play with hamsters. And twerk on a card board cut out of Daryl Dixion. And have a 'CAN YOU SOUND LIKE IMAGINE DRAGONS CONTEST.'

(Omfg I'm so there.)

42. Sniff the air suspiciously and spray fabrez on everything he touches.

43. Lick his eye ball and scowl. His dementedly "Cruchy..."

44. Call them a hoboey hobo. (By my sister)

You guys likey? I'm sorry it's kind of late when in posting this... but for some of you it will be something to look forward for in the morning!!

And if some of these went funny if like to say I'm rushed and make these all up my self without looking them up. So sorry but suck it up bro! grow some whatever you grow. :) love y'all and have a good night.