Faking It FanFiction: The Liamy Situation *COMPLETED*

Cheating Parents & Great Distractions.

I wake up with Karma the next day. We slept like babies. Nothing compared to when Liam sleeps over. We're on opposite sides of the bed with each other's feet in the other's face. When Karma wakes, she jumps up rambling about a couples date with Shane, Liam, and Duke (Shane's BF).

I peeped my head up from the sheets, "I thought you and Liam were just casually having sex?"

You know kind of like we were...

"We are casual. Casual people can't go out casually?"

No.

"So, you wouldn't mind if he was casually sleeping with someone else?"

She hesitated, "Of-of course not, because we're casual."

"Right..."

"Well, see you later."

She runs out of my room and I grunt and slowly get out of bed.

Mom had prepared breakfast for me and Lauren. Odd.

"Is that a new haircut mother?"

"Why? Is it too short? Oh darn, that darn Becky at the salon, so liberal with her scissors... and other things!"

Oh no, there's only one reason a woman gets a new haircut!

When mom goes back into the kitchen, I lean over to Lauren. "This is bad. Farrah cheats on every husband with the next one, and honestly Bruce is the best one so far. And also turns out this whole "Stepsister" thing wasn't terrible either."

"Same." Lauren agrees.

After breakfast I decided to do some digging. If she's cheating, I'll find out.

"Ha! A motel key card!"

Lauren and I then started to argue who's parent was doing the cheating. Yes, my mother is known for it, but her dad... never home! No one works that much. So many questions need to be answered. For one, why isn't my mom wearing her wedding ring? Why did she buy new clothes? Mom seems to know what's wrong with me, but I doubt it.

"I know what this is about Amy. You're still hurting over this breakup. And I bet right now you hope that you will never fall in love again, but your soulmate is out there and you will find him someday. Her. Them. Whatever."

Oh mom, she always knows what to say to me.

To find out who's parent was cheating, Lauren and I staked out Motel Creepy. Quickly Lauren gets bored and I turn morbid. I really have no successful relationships around me, do I?

"That bitch!" Lauren yells as we see my mom pull into the motel parking lot.

Lauren scurries out of the car and starts to unleash hell on the motel room door Farrah went in to. When the door finally opens, you won't believe our shock. Especially mine, when I see my father.

"Dad?"

My dad is sleeping with my mom, while she's still married to Lauren's dad. They are so divorcing... it's sad really. I like how things are now with my family, I don't want things to change, I don't want-

A tapping on my window interrupted my thoughts. I sit up to see Liam.

I sighed and opened it, "Liam, I'm really no in the mood-

"I kissed Zita, or well she kissed me, but I kissed her back. She works with me, she's like a co-worker I guess. I-I felt nothing Amy. Karma and I, I think we are finally over, for good. Done, it's done."

"My mom's cheating on my stepdad with my dad."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"Yeah..."

I took a deep breath and stared at him, "You're sorry and that's nice. But right now, I don't want anyone feeling sorry for me. I want a distraction and you... are the greatest distraction."

He pulled me in to him and kissed me. I then preceded to pull him into my room and shut the window behind him.