A zoo of excuses

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Just a scrape, just a scratch,
it wasn't me, just the cat,
oh, it was just my aggressive rabbit,
sh,sh,sh, and hide that habit,
I was on a walk, near thorns with my dog,
he pulled me over in the misty fog,
I tripped and that's how these marks appeared,
don't look at me like that, it's not that weird,
it was my parrot, Polly, I swear,
and the neighbours bad pet grizzly bear,
I guess I'm not really one with the creatures,
oh no, there tearing up my features,
what a shame, I say with a shake,
I guess i should rehome my pet snake,
these new ones? well, last night, I saved a rook,
a baby bird fallen into the brook, I had to jump in the river and save,
oh my, look what a mess it's made,
there I was chased by an angry old swan,
but I fell into thistles, I didn't last long,
and don't get me started on the pesky roof bat,
and my new scratchy friends, fancy pet rats,
all my friends think I'm animal obsessed,
truth is at lying, I am the very best,
I walk through my door, into an empty home,
ha what fools, I live all alone

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Abit of a weird poem but here it is anyways

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