Chapter 1

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It was one cheese sandwich.
~Iris Draijer

Remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit still comes back with you.
~Sid Garner (the hangover)

I like beeing a woman, even in a mans world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pans.
~Whitney Houston

Woman who seek to be equal with man lack ambition.
~Marilyn Monroe

Stuck around I may need someone to blame.
~Oscar Wilde

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.
~Albert Camus

A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new.
~Albert Einstein

Nothing is impossible, the word it self says "I'm possible"
~Audrey Hepburn

What is it asshole day?
~Ten Things I Hate About You

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
~Natalie Portman in Closer

A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
~Princess Diaries 2

I feel like I just found out my favourite love song is written about a sandwich.
~27 Dresses

High heels are a mans invention to make it harder for a woman to walk away.
~ She's the man

Who says that my dreams have too stay just my dreams.
~Ariel

I'm a true believer of karma. You get what you give, whether it's got or bad.
~Sandra Bullock

Love the life you live. Live the life you love
~Bob Marley

Lazy people know the fastest way to do the job.
~Bill Gates

You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can not close your heart for the things you do not want to feel.
~Johnny Depp

A man may be the head of the house but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head anyway she wants.
~My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Once a king or queen of Narnia. Always a king or queen.
~Aslan

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