You're right it's not a date, it's a freaking marriage.
- Illegal My Ass by makeandoffer
It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
- Marilyn Monroe
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
Nobody dies a virgin, live fucks us al
Only 3 types of people tell the truth, kids, drunk people and anyone who's pissed the fuck off.
He tried and failed like the twilight films.
-Illegal My Ass by makeandoffer
never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away. And going away means forgetting.
- Peter Pan
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Don't confuse my personality with my attitude, because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you.
Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.
I treat people with respect until they give me a reason not to.
Stalking is when two people go for a walk, but only one of them knows about it.
How to stay humble when your smarter than everybody else.
Shit happens and lives goes on.
I would laugh but you're just not that funny.
You're never to old for a Disney movie.
Stand up for what you believe in even if you stand alone.
Are you a Pikachu, because you are shockingly beautiful.
I'm not stupid, I'm just to lazy to show how smart I am.
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PAAAAAAA and Other Quotes
De TodoSo this is my first book on Wattpad. It isn't a story, it's all about quotes. From famous people to my favourite authors here on Wattpad. I will mention and dedicate the chapter to any author whose quotes I use, go check them out, because they're al...
