Exactly as the title says. Just some one shots and drabbles to get entire story ideas out of my head before I explode.
I do not own hetalia, or the characters, or the pictures, but thanks for reading anyway.
"Crumpet!" The large white cat leapt onto the couch his companion laid so lazily on. He meowed and fell on his side next to the smaller cat.
"Hero!" Crumpet hissed, batting at the American cat. "You woke me from my afternoon nap I must have every day, you yank!"
However, Hero rolled onto his back, purring as he looked up at Crumpet. "You learn lots of weird words from your master."
Crumpet sighed and lay back down. "What's it to you that my master has a fantastic vocabulary?"
Hero hummed, prodding at Crumpet's ear with his paw. "I have no idea what that word means."
The white and ginger cat growled, flicking Hero's paw away with his tail. "Of course you wouldn't. You're a stupid excuse for a cat."
"Hey!" Hero rolled back onto his side. "I happen to think I am very smart!" Crumpet rolled his eyes and lay his chin on his paws. "I know lots of things."
"Oh yeah?" Crumpet scoffed. "Like what?"
Hero sat up and puffed out his fluffy chest. "You know I know lots of things. Like how right here," the white and black cat leaned down and nibbled softly just under the English cat's ear, "really gets you in the mood." Crumpet meowed softly, shuddering. "I also know that you like it when I bite your neck." The English cat mewled as Hero bit down on his neck, but not hard enough to break skin. Hero climbed over Crumpet's back and lowered himself. He licked where he bit. "I also know that you like it rough, and when that round's over, you like it gentle."
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(Lol, couldn't help myself) ~
Hero purred loudly, stretched out and laying on his back with Crumpet curled up at his side. He meowed as his master passed by, gaining the man's attention.
He laughed loudly and sat beside the two cats. "Hey, Hero, my man!" He rubbed his cats head. "Did ya get your damsel?"
Hero meowed, rubbing his head against his master's hand. "Yeah, I know. You're better at getting along with Crumpet than I am with Arthur."
Crumpet shifted and meowed as he woke. He looked up at Alfred and meowed again. The man laughed and pet both cats. "Well, I gotta go. See ya in a bit."
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"What are you doing?"
Hero blinked, looking up. "Uh... Laying down?" Crumpet flicked his tail disapprovingly. "Want to lay with me?"
Crumpet growled. "No. I want you to not be so lazy. You need to get up and do something."
"What?" Hero stood up, confused. "Yeah, like what? We don't have to do anything. No hunting, no cleaning, nothing. Our masters do all that for us."
The English cat sat down, swishing his tail. "Clean me." Hero jerked back, surprised. "You need something to do, so clean me. You need to learn that you can't depend on our masters for everything. We have to do something on our own." Hero was about to protest, but Crumpet growled. Hero flattened his ears and ducked his head. "Good." Crumpet trotted closer and lay down.
