Nobody loves Percy Jackson

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*Percy is in school (pretend Hera didn't abduct Percy and HOO hasn't happened) talking to his best mortal friends*
(Guys Sara could be a daughter of Aphrodite)
Sara: So Percy is there anyone in this school who you like more than a friend?
Percy: No
James: But there are tons of hot girls throwing themselves at you. You must want to date one of them?
Percy: Nobody loves me and I love Nobody.
Sara: There must be girls who love you though.
Percy: Guys I want to date Nobody.
Sara: But...
Percy: Look guys I have to go, I have a date with Nobody;)
James: You're so depressing!
Percy: I have to go or Nobody will kill me. Bye!!
Sara: He is such a weirdo. Who on earth is Nobody?
James: It's no one Sara, no one!
Me: Don't you mean Nobody;)

Hi guys, this is long over due, exams start tomorrow and I am really nervous! If anyone gets this joke, the first person to comment what it means gets a shoutout! And guys 2k views?!?! Thank you sooooooooo much! And more than 100 votes?!? You are awesome🎉
Thank you for all your support and I will try to update as soon as exams have finished. Wish me luck😀

//Lily out

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