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Kaneki ken x reader (CRACK)

This is utterly and completely a joke.

I got this idea since I dunno since I'm in Japan right now.

Also kayley this is for u bc I wrote this when I thought of u lmao

So dedicated to MiniGruntHunt

Ps kayley I'm not hating on u just saying bc some of the things in here are just-

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"Woah holy shit!" You yelled as you got into the subway that was packed with people. It was rush hour but you didn't know that.

"Why the crap don't these people just use cars?" (Because they're not fat and lazy like us americans)

You didn't understand that you had to buy a ticket to get on the subway so you just stood there dumbfounded as people swiped their cards to enter and leave the station.

Until a boy tapped on your shoulder. You quickly jumped out and hit him in the face " aw hell nah I ain't getting mugged today!". The boy held his face in pain "i-i was only going to ask you if you needed help!" He stuttered. "O shit waddup, but why?" You asked. He slowly recovered rubbing the spot on his face you hit "you looked lost t-that's all."

You gave a light laugh as you apologized and explained how you just got here. You moved out of your mom's house to move to Japan because you were a weeaboo. You learned how to speak Japanese from anime which was very cool to you that is. So due to that your Japanese and pronunciation was very shitty.

You learned the boy was a college student named Kaneki Ken. You thought he was actually pretty fucking cute when you saw him. His eyes so sUGOI, his cute face sUGOi, the cute way he stutters....
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Once you got situated you were finally able to make it out of the station wi th Kaneki. He seemed nervous next to you which confused you. 'Do I smell bad?' 'Do I have something on my face?' were some of the thoughts going through your head.

"Is something the matter kaneki?" You asked suddenly which caused him to flinch. "Yes because your skirt is actually ripped at the bottom so people can see your...." He trailed off.

Oh shit

People can see my panties?

fUCK

You quickly fixed it and hoped no one else saw.

After that incident things were a little awkward so you proposed an idea.

"Hey kaneki?"

"Yes?"

"Since I'm new here and you look like a nice person.... maybe you could show me around and we can hang out?"

He stood there silently contemplating for a few minutes. You poked your fingers together waiting for a response until he opened his mouth.
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"AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT"

then he ran away leaving you to fend for yourself in japan.

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