I Don't Want To Be A Heroine!

Chapter 5 - KISS KISS FALL on your knees and beg for mercy

One day, when I was walking home alone, I saw an injured cat on a sidewalk and decided to take it to a vet. Unfortunately, the nearest one was already closed.

I ripped up my handkerchief and applied first aid on the cat. I thought of returning the cat to her owner since she had a collar around her neck. I read the words on her collar out loud. Suddenly, the world felt like it flipped upside down.

"Greetings! Such a good natured girl we have here. I have come from the Kingdom of Y from dimension Z to take you as our prince-uwoh!"

I kicked him in the balls, removed the collar from the cat, and ran home. I don't want to be a princess of another dimension. I hope that guy could find a better girl for the part.

The next day, I woke up late and had to rush to school with a bread in my mouth. I got the one without butter because I would get dizzy from inhaling that scent. I got in just barely in time, thank goodness. The bell rang just as I opened the classroom door.

"OMG, who's that?" "Is that a new student?" "No, dude, you go talk to her." was only a few of the words I heard when I entered. I looked behind me but no one was there. I sat down and the whole class was like, "No waaaay!"

"Hey, what happened here?" I asked both Sakura and Yoemon.

"Well, Yui-chan, your hair is down, you're wearing your glasses, and, um. . ." Sakura blushed.

HOLY FISH STICKS MY HAIR IS DOWN, I'M WEARING GLASSES AND-AND-I'M ONLY WEARING MY BLOUSE AND SKIRT?? WHERE DID MY BLAZER GO??? MY BRA IS VISIBLE????

"Here, you could use this," Yoemon handed me his blazer.

"You never fail to surprise me, delinquent." I said and wore his blazer. Ah, oversized clothing is aesthetic. It smells nice, too.

"Don't sniff it, man! It's weird!" Yoemon karate chopped my head.

During lunch break, a lot of my classmates surrounded my table, inquiring about my "new" look. I happened to glance at Sakura and saw that she was irritated. Dunno why though. Anyway, I have to escape this crowd. I looked at Yoemon for support. He grabbed my arm and almost dragged me to the cafeteria. Along the way people were shouting, "Hey, someone stop that delinquent! That pretty girl's in trouble!". Yoemon just stuck one finger in the air while we ran.

"Thanks, Yoemon. I owe you two." I gasped for breath once we reached the cafeteria.

"Two?"

"Yeah, for the jacket and for saving me back there. What do you want? My treat."

"Sweet. Yakisoba pan and tea, thanks."

Haha he basically ordered pan-tea. Laugh with me I am so funny.

At the shoe lockers after class, I accidentally tripped and fell on a person. That person was the vice president, Ryo Tokuda.

"Ah, sorry, Tokuda." I stood and helped him up.

"Sugawara," he said in an icy tone. Uh oh, I forgot that Tokuda dislikes being hurt and the person who hurt him will be be hurt twice as much.

"I'll tell them what you did during the school festival," I said calmly.

Tokuda's eyes went as wide as a saucer and then he fell on his knees and begged for mercy. I love this guy!

You see, during the school fest, it was Tokuda who was doing the miracle (refer to Chapter 3) with the two girls. He has been nervous around me ever since that day.

"Yui-chan!"

"Mira, Yachi, what's up?

"We're lacking people for the mixer. Can you and that delinquent join us? Pretty please?"

I texted Yoemon and he came within a minute or so.

"So fast. What did you text him?" Yachi asked. I showed her the mail I sent saying, "We're going to karaoke. Let's go. -Yui".

"No wonder he was so fast," Yachi said.

"Yeah. Sorry to break it to you, man, but we're all going to karaoke. It's a mixer." Said Mira.
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