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hAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN IS NOT ON FIRE

HEY FAM

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY IM JUST REALLY REALLY EXCITED FOR SOME REASON
cUZ ITS DADDY DANIEL'S BIRTHDAY :D i hope you guys don't mind me calling him that, i know he's phil's babyboy and i still ship phan but srsly i just watched a montage of dan's hottest moments and all i can think of is calling him daddy xD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SILLY TURNIP (specifically phil's silly turnip) I CANT BELIEVE YOURE 25 HOLY SHIT YOUVE GROWN SO QUICKLY I BET WHEN ITS 2020 YOURE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD STILL TALKING ABOUT DOGE WHILE THE DICK WALL MEME IS TRENDING, I WISH YOU CONTINUE STILL BEING A MEMELORD, PLS COME OUT ALREADY CUZ PHAN IS REAL :D

i know he cant see this but srsly i told you im EXCITED FOR SOME REASON
AND I LITERALLY WAITED UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO SPAM YOU ALL WITH DADDY DANIEL
AND IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA AND YOU'RE ANNOYED AT ME ITS BC OF THE TIMEZONES IM SORRY

but hey, here's a birthday gift to you all, unfortunately not for dan. thank me later.

*queue the sexy music*

its because of this fucking gif that started making me call him daddy daniel wtf

i showed that picture ^^ to my mum and she said "YAAASSS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" AND I ASKED HER WHAT HIS SEXUALITY IS AND SHE SAID HES BI OH MY FUCKING GOD

AND THAT IS ALL FAM I REALLY DO HOPE YOURE NOT EXTREMELY AROUSED AS I AM

should i make a part 2?? i think i should, you have no idea how many photos of dan and phil took the majority of my storage.

if you think im making you not ship phan, nO I am not, this is just for fun, i ship phan as well i luxury cruise that shit.

also, do you guys sometimes think, "man, i ship phan so much, but i really want dan to fuck me up, and phil too, but i also want them to fuck, what is life"