♥Laurmau One-Shots♥

Holes

At first I was gonna make this one really sad but...naaahhh I change my mind. Lets do something funny for once! ....and hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Hehehe. Okay enjoy

And the soundtrack above is called Sneaky Snitch by Kevin Macleod I think

AND THIS CHAPTER INVOLVES SWEARING FROM LAURANCE! HEHEHE

Laurance: HEY!

YOU HEARD NOTHING!

~Kitty

•°Aphmau's POV°•

I was just walking around in the forest enjoying my brake. Ah, it's nice to finally have some alone time for once! I guess this is just a chill day, huh. Heh. That's great! Now Ima just sit under this tree and just chillax for once. Ah, this feels great. It's so quiet...and peaceful...and no interruptions what so ever-

"AHHHH!" Screamed a voice. It sounded like a girl...no maybe it was just a guy with a high pitched scream...Uh oh.

What am I doing!? I cant just stand here! I have to help them!

I began to run around looking for whoever screamed. "Hello!?"

"OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!" (sorry 😂) Wait, is that Laurance? OH GOD IS HE OKAY!?

"L-LAURANCE!? WHERE ARE YOU!?"

Oh no! Is he hurt!? Is he somewhere bleeding to death!? Oh god oh god oh god! Where is he!?

Eventually I stopped to take a break. I was breathing heavy. But suddenly I heard a sigh from below.

<Play Soundtrack>

Wat?

Crap. Did he fall down another hole? I swear if he did...

I looked down a hole and WOW BAM THERE HE WAS!

He sat with his arms crossed looking very annoyed. I started howling with laughter.

"Shut up!"

"L-Laurance! O-Oh my Irene! I swear this is the hundredth hole you've fallen in! Hahaha!"

"NO! ONLY LIKE THE THIRD! NOW SHUT UP AND HELP ME OUT OF HERE!"

"Geez, calm down, mr. klutz."

"I AM NOT A KLUTZ!"

"Yes you are! You fell down a hole for the hundredth time!"

"UGH, JUST GET ME THE HELL UP!"

I giggled and helped him out. I was expecting a hug or at least a "thank you" but that wasn't the case. Laurance pushed me into another hole. Confused, I screamed "WHAT!?" He began laughing like crazy. Geez, now I know how he feels. Ugh!

"HEY! I JUST HELPED YOU! AND THIS IS WHAT I GET!?"

"Hahahaha! That's what you get! Get dunked on, klutz!" (Man, I love making references) I groaned and he helped me up.

"Ugh, you'll pay for that!" I said.

"How?" He smirked.

"Um...uhh...I'll think of something on the way back!" We began walking back. But sadly...-for Laurance at least- the ground suddenly broke below him and he fell into another hole. I began laughing again.

"UGH! DAMN IT! AM I CURSED OR SOMETHING!? OR IS THIS JUST THE LAND OF HOLES OR SOMETHING!"

"W-Wow...something is seriously wrong with you! Haha!"