Apocalypse

Death Likes Hide And Seek

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Naomi's P.O.V.
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I went downstairs, "THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE NOISE?!?!". I was cranky as hell, "SOMEONE BETTER BE DYING!!".

Malik pointed to the screen and spoke quietly, "Francis is".

"WHO IS FRANCIS?!?!" I asked.

"We're watching Deadpool, go back to sleep, grumpy" Luke said.

I glared at him, and then I noticed Haru's girlfriend was here, "what's she doing here?".

"Parents outta town so I told her she could hang out with us" Haru explained.

Luke looked at her, "how many cats do you have at home?".

Akame laughed, "only one, but she craves my attention all the time, so the stench lingers". I sat on the couch on the other side of Luke and Cassandra and watched Deadpool with them. Once it got to the part with the strip club, it became a shit show.

"Fuck yeah man-!" Luke said.

"Holy titties-!" Haru said.

"This makes my vessel have strange feelings, but they are good" Malik said.

"Could those be any faker?" I asked.

"Yeah, mine are bigger than that!" Cassandra said. Everyone looked at her for a second, but the guys were looking somewhere else, except Malik. I smacked Luke upside the head, and Akame did the same to Haru.

"C'mon they're too fake!" Akame said.

"Tits are tits" Luke said.

"Yea we've seen realer" Haru said.

"I don't even wanna know" I said.

"Porn" they said in unison.

"You guys are disgusting" I said.

"All guys watch porn!" Luke said.

"It's true" Haru said.

"If you're a man and don't watch porn, you're lying" Luke said.

"Men are pigs" Cassandra said.

"Yet you flirt with nearly every guy here" Luke scoffed.

"That's different!" Cassandra yelled.

"How?!" Haru and Luke said in sync.

"It just is!" She answered.

"No it's not!" The guys said in unison again.

"This isn't gonna end well..." Malik sighed.

I rushed to Cassandra's side, "let's show those boys who's boss, IN A BATTLE OF THE SEXES".

"Why do I have to be right...?" Malik sighed.

Akame joined us, "we're totally gonna beat them". Malik just sat there with a sigh.

"Malik you're a guy aren't you?!" Haru asked.

"Get over here!" Luke said.

"Technically my vessel identifies as a male-" Malik started.

"Don't go 2016 tumblr on us and get over here" Luke said. Malik shrugged and walked over to the guys. We all laughed at that except Malik, who as always, didn't get it.

"So what shall we do in this battle of the sexes?" Luke asked with his arms crossed.

I crossed my arms too, "round 1 sports, round 2 makeup, and round 3 will be video games".