Apocalypse

Nailed in More Ways Than One

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Cassandra
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I heard a razor buzz from a distance, knowing what was about to go down. I looked at Malik, "I almost feel bad for them, almost".

Nekoda had her arms crossed over her chest, "I don't, this is gonna be hilarious!".

Haru chuckled, "I know right, but how are we gonna make Luke look like a girl?".

Akame raised her hand, "he'll be in good hands".

I snickered, "and they have to stay like that for a week, poor them".

Niko sighed happily, "this is gonna be amazing".

Luke watched Naomi getting her hair cut with horror, "oh god, poor Nay...".

Naomi looked miserable, watching her hair get cut down to size, "I hate my life...". When it was all done, we looked at Naomi, and I'm not gonna lie, she rocked shorter hair.

Luke frowned, "this isn't as fun as I thought it would be". We paid the barber and left.

Akame looked at Naomi, "you would be a pretty cute boy".

"Shut up!" Naomi snapped miserably.

Nekoda snickered, "still more of a man than your brother". Everyone except Luke laughed at that.

He rolled his eyes, "I'm definitely more of a man than her!".

"Oh yeah?" Naomi asked him, "prove it".

Luke raised a brow, "how am I gonna do that?".

"Man-off, man-off, man-off!!" Haru, Nekoda, Akame, and I chanted.

"Man... off?" Malik asked.

"Manly challenges and whoever wins is the manliest!" Haru grinned, looking like he was plotting something sinister.

Naomi shook her head, "nah, I'm not feeling it today".

Luke nodded, "yeah, I'd rather just get this punishment over with, and maybe go into a coma".

I nodded, "wouldn't have to deal with this shit then, I'm in".

Luke grinned, "so who'd be willing to put the rest of us in comas?".

Haru scoffed, "we got the entire underground itching to just lay a finger on us, do you really need to ask?".

"Don't forget more than half of the monster population up here" Niko chimed in.

"We're just such a lovable bunch, aren't we?" Nekoda asked with a smirk.

Akame put her arm around Luke, "let's get you home, Drag".

He looked back at her with an angry expression, "I will judo flip your ass onto the pavement, fox".

She smiled, "try it and I'll maul you, bone bag".

"Hey," Luke exclaimed as he latched onto Haru's arm, "only he can call me that!".

Haru smiled innocently and batted his eyelashes at Akame, "that is true, because I'm special".

Naomi stole Luke's hoodie, leaving him in just a skull t-shirt, covering her head instantly, "you guys are weird".

Luke rolled his eyes and separated from Haru, "you and Cassandra wear each others' clothes sometimes, and sleep in the same bed sometimes too".

"Your point?" Naomi asked her sibling.

He scoffed, "you know, I'm pretty sure latching onto someone else's arm for like ten seconds isn't as weird as that".