Apocalypse

Bro Time Cancelled By The Electric Chair

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Luke's P.O.V.
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I was really excited for today. For once, I had a guy friend to hang out with. Someone to talk about girls with and wouldn't end up making fun of me. Someone who actually won't hit me for nearly everything I say. It felt good for once. "So where are we goin first?" I asked.

"You got a fake I.D.?" He asked me.

I looked at him like he was stupid, "no".

He sighed, "so the strip club is out...".

"Shit, I should have a fake I.D." I sighed.

He laughed and hit me on the back softly, "don't worry about it too much, dude, we can just go bowling and maybe grab some pizza".

"Actually, the bowling alley sells great chicken, just needs a little salt" I advised.

"Dude, that's awesome, let's do that" Haru said.

"Alright, cool, but I do suck at bowling" I chuckled.

Haru shrugged, "only sport I'm good at is hockey, so I suck too".

"Sweet, we both suck" I laughed.

"Nah, you look like you swallow" Haru laughed.

I shoved him with a grin, "fuck you!".

He laughed, "you may not". We laughed for a bit after that. "So, you and pinky, huh?".

I shrugged, "don't really know what we really are".

"What do ya mean?" He asked.

"Well we've been raised together since we were born, so we're basically family since my dad and her dad have been best friends since high school" I started. "We've been friends all our lives, and now she kisses me whenever times get rough for me or her, not any other time" I went on.

Haru paused, "it sounds like she's just doing it to make you feel better, and when it comes to herself, I got no clue, cuz women are just crazy, dude, lemme tell you".

"Amen to that" I sighed. We walked into the bowling alley and got our goofy 70's shoes and got assigned to lane 1 since almost no one was there.

"Yo, I'll go get the chicken and salt, can you get the balls?" I asked.

He nodded and grabbed two bowling balls, "dude look how big my balls are!".

I laughed, "funny part is they're blue from how much action you're not getting". He laughed at that. I went and got our chicken, and man did it look fucking delicious. If I love anything more than pizza, it's chicken strips. I brought them back to the booth we sat at, along with the salt, and some cans of Sunkist I snuck in my jacket. It brought back memories on how mom and dad always snuck food and drinks into places. They had a lot of money, but they were always cheap when it came to the movies or buying food from places that overprice stuff. I learned from the best.

"Dude, how did you sneak in a six pack of Sunkist?" Haru asked.

"My mom and dad may have had money, but we would always sneak food and drinks in because they refused to pay for overpriced shit" I explained.

He chuckled, "the great Grim Malevolent, a cheapskate".

I chuckled, "yeah". It was funny when you thought about it. A hero who saved the world refuses to spend an extra dollar.

"Oh yeah I put our names on the board" Haru said. He pointed to the board above our heads. The names were "Bonebag" and "Stud".

"Nice name, Stud," I said jokingly.