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[the maxwells groupchat]


mom!!
dad!!
asshole!!

'cool mom':
zup?

sadly not tyde levi:
i'm not an asshole

vader:
hi honey

the tom to my jerry:
i'm in this chat, too
idk why though

i don't have time for your shit
right now, thomas
i forgot to tell you that i got the part!
you can now call me cassidy max

sadly not tyde levi:
did you seriously make me
pause my video game for that?

vader:
be nice to your sister

the tom to my jerry:
shut up, tyde

'cool mom':
i read about that on that
blue bird app!

mom please delete your twitter

'cool mom':
leila rose, i am your mother
you can't tell me what to do
punk

the tom to my jerry:
i still have no idea as to why
i am in this groupchat
i'm not a maxwell

vader:
you ran around naked in our
house until you were five
you're basically a maxwell
wait
lily did you just call our daughter

a punk?

'cool mom':
yes, i did james
because she is a punk
but i love her so i can call her that

did tyde die?
and i'm not a punk
i'm a shadowhunter
wait, wrong fandom
i'm a winchester
wait, no
I AM AN AVENGER

the tom to my jerry:
you are so weird
why are we even friends

because you love me

the tom to my jerry:
debatable

sadly not tyde levi:
get a room
a nursery perhaps

vader:
eXCUSE ME

'cool mom':
wait what
m8
what

mom please stop
and i'm not pregnant
i'm also not in a relationship
with tom

the tom to my jerry:
i'm in a relationship with french fries

fries before guys

sadly not tyde levi:
i want to leave this groupcat
but i know that you'll just add me back in
damn it


idek mate

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