Me: oh yay my trip to Massachusetts is in less than a week :D
Mother Nature: *creeps closer
Me: wait...
Mother Nature: *slams baseball bat into stomach* fuck you
Mother Nature: also, haha irony, 'cause you're going to that really old baseball stadium
Me: *dying inside*
YOU ARE READING
Actually becomes a shitpost at one point
Randomstarts out with fetus me- slowly becomes shitpost me. skip to like. chapter 50. no hate or triggering stuff pretty much mostly just me being a child and then me being a meme
