Director, for the ~third time: Run it one more time!
me, softly: id rather shove my entire clarinet up my ass
for backstory:
Heat: feels around 95-100 degrees (im not exaggerating. honestly. if i was i'd joke it was a million degrees. im dead fucking serious i live basically in florida)
Sleep: about 5 hours
Day: 5
Time: around four hours after getting outside
Bug spray: out
Suntan lotion: forgot to put on my face
Face: burnt
Sun: in face
Crush: not at camp
Last water break: over fourty minutes ago
Amount of runs over this single fucking routine: (exaggerating) FORTY FUCKING MILLION (reality) fiveis, sevenish
Tiredness, on a scale of 1-10: 11. ive been getting no sleep with band camp lasting 12 hours a day and my home being a thirty minute drive and my showers being ages and having to take care of all my pets and having to get up two hours earlier than camp,,,
YOU ARE READING
Actually becomes a shitpost at one point
Randomstarts out with fetus me- slowly becomes shitpost me. skip to like. chapter 50. no hate or triggering stuff pretty much mostly just me being a child and then me being a meme
