AKA Marching Band stands adventures and an excerpt from LIGHTS!CAMERA!ROLEPLAY! from my joint account
(names changed)
"My mom told me I could be anything. So I told her I wanted to be a lizard."
"THE ALLANA POSE! *mimics a scrunched-up, terrified trex*"
Drums: (that cadence) bu- ba- ba-bum
Half of the band: oh no
The other half, including me, getting vERy low to the ground and swaying: OH YES
Me: Ignores Allana
Allana: Stares
Allana: Stares
Allana, slowly getting closer: Stares
Allana, slowly getting closer: Stares
Allana, slowly getting closer: Stares
Me: starts sob-laughing
Allana: casually hooks her arm w mine
Me, softly: //cry-laughter
(Is Jose enough of a meme name? Let's call him Jose)
Jose: //jUMPS DOWN A ROW OF BLEACHERS
Jose: //(slowly) tHRUSTS IN AIR
Jose: yEAH LET'S GET DOWN
Me, softly: I'm gay
Allana, not softly: //cACKLES
*misses a conversation*
Allana: did you hear them
Me: No?
Allana: Good. //turns away
YOU ARE READING
Actually becomes a shitpost at one point
Randomstarts out with fetus me- slowly becomes shitpost me. skip to like. chapter 50. no hate or triggering stuff pretty much mostly just me being a child and then me being a meme
