I'm making a part two specifically leaning toward the issue of "why the fuck do I have C/D boobs"
So like. First and foremost: sleeping. I sleep mainly on my stomach and my side because I have some lung issues and I get a really feathery feeling in my chest if I sleep wrong but.
On my stomach: PAIN if I even move out of the odd perfect position
On my side: (when I wake up) my boobs are stuck together?? the insides are sweaty?? what the fuck??????
SECONDLY. I AM CLUMSY AS HELL. Imagine running into the door. On your side. Like. Fuck. I want to fucking die. Fucking hell it hURTS
THIRDLY. Eating. Actually, this is a plus. 'Cause they catch my food. Yay for boobs.
FOURTHLY. I cANNOT put my book in my lap. I can't see it.
FIFTHLY. I have chickens and they fucking peck my underboobs when I hold them.
THIS COMPLETES FOR NOW. I'll add more later. Like how I can't see if I have food stuck to their underside when I cook. Or how I get water stuck there after I take showers. Mostly underboob problems. God.
YOU ARE READING
Actually becomes a shitpost at one point
Randomstarts out with fetus me- slowly becomes shitpost me. skip to like. chapter 50. no hate or triggering stuff pretty much mostly just me being a child and then me being a meme
