1. there was an iHop cup in the granola bars aisle
2. my cashier had a cucumber on her desk. Just. A cucumber. Just a random-ass cucumber.
3. She also had those glue-on nails that stuck out at least an inch and a half off her fingers
4. She also double bagged almost all 40+ bags (because she bagged quite generously, we could have had much less) minus four (my valentine's chocolate, deodorant, magazine, and chips. Literally just. Those. Everything else was double-bagged. Even the bloody fuckin' 12-oz tea. By god.)
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Actually becomes a shitpost at one point
Randomstarts out with fetus me- slowly becomes shitpost me. skip to like. chapter 50. no hate or triggering stuff pretty much mostly just me being a child and then me being a meme
