Actually becomes a shitpost at one point
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    starts out with fetus me- slowly becomes shitpost me. skip to like. chapter 50. no hate or triggering stuff pretty much mostly just me being a child and then me being a meme

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    Me, sending a link to Gasolina: my teenagehood had hit its all-time high
    
                              
    Also me, sending a link to a 10-hr-repeat of Gasolina on 4 hours: my life is a fucking mess
    
                              

    
                              
    ALTERNATELY: 
    
                              
    Me: I can't sing Gasolina- I cant sing other languages that fast 
    
                              
    Also me, at nearly 1.5x the speed of the original song: Чем ты занят? Ты встречаешься с кем-то еще, я пытаюсь дозвониться, но все без толку. Раньше все было иначе. Если ты собираешься избегать меня, то убирайся с моих глаз!
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