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Actually becomes a shitpost at one point

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starts out with fetus me- slowly becomes shitpost me. skip to like. chapter 50. no hate or triggering stuff pretty much mostly just me being a child and then me being a meme

#notastory #shitpostiguess #writerfic

Can't find Kat

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by Katnined

by Katnined

Friend A: I can't find Kat... I think we lost her in the crowd.

Friend B: Hold on. I got this.

Friend B: *cups mouth* KING AND QUEEN OF THE PELICANS WE

Me: *shoving people aside* NO OTHER BIRD SO GRAND WE SEE

Alternately:

Friend B: *cups mouth* COSMO SHELDRAKE SUCKS

Me: *shoving people aside* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE--