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Levi x Reader (Playing Guess Who)

B A S E D  O N  A  F A N F I C T I O N  A G A I N!! (Your Hanji in this)

"Hi I'm a weird creepy kid who loves reading books I can easily fuck you with my mind and who has childhood friends!!" You mimicked Armin for a game of guess who with Levi, "Easy Arlert... And that smile is a dead giveaway." Levi said holding his cup of tea, "Alright what about this one??" You say, "ARGHH I'LL KILL ALL OF THE TITANS I'LL FUCKING KILL ALL OF THEM EVEN MYSELF!! ARJGHEJTHJBRJRGRHGRHFH!!" You screamed as if you were Eren.

"Jaeger and your like that too..." Levi said to you, "Whaaat?! I'm not like that!!" You pout, "Yes you are Y/N..." Levi said sipping his tea, "Alright asshole who's this then??" You say. "Tch, tch, TCH I wear a cravat to make myself look fancy Petra is my true love and she made bigger than the size of my Di--" Before you could finish, "Oh my god I don't even like Petra idiot... And your the one I love not her..." Levi said to you.

"Yes I know okay that about THIS THEN!!" You yell, "LEVI ADVANCE SCOUTS MOVE OUT DONT TOUCH MY BUSHY FABULOUS EYEBROWS REFUEL ENERGY AND ADVANCE ALL GUARDS!!" You acted as Erwin all of a sudden Levi choked on his tea coming out of his nose, you kept acting as Erwin and yelled again.

"I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU DIE OR GET INJURED KEEP FIGHTING UNTIL YOU DROP, LEVI GO AND KILL ALL TITANS AS YOUR HUMANITY'S STRONGEST AND Y/N BE BRAVE AS YOUR HUMANITY'S BRAVEST!! GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU HATE MY GLORIOUS FABULOUSNESS!! AND I ALSO DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ANYONE WHO WINS BUT SOMETIMES I WILL!!" You yell like Erwin, Levi coughed as you put your hands on your eyebrows.

Mike and Erwin was watching you act as Erwin, "Dude Y/N give a fuck about acting like you!!" Mike said beginning to laugh, "Mike it's not funny..." Grumbled Erwin, "Hehe hoes that for your chance??" You laughed, "E-Erwin fucking hell Y/N you got me..." Levi coughed, you laughed so much until you saw Erwin and Mike, "Oops hehe looks I've gone too far!!" You laughed again.

"We heard you too Y/N..." Said two voices, "Hi Armin and Eren me and Levi were playing guess who!!" You say smiling, "Oh okay...??" Said Eren, you saw Levi still coughing from the choking incident, "Oops..." You giggled yes such a savage you were....

A/N OKAY OKAY I know it's short but the title of the book said shorts so yeah but I hoped you enjoyed anyways okay byeeee!!