Metal Teeth (Naruto fanfic)

Secretly a woman

The picture up on top is her hair only.
I woke up and did my regular routine. After morning exercise I got dressed and this time I put on thick, leather gloves. I tied my headband around my forehead, got my ninja and snack pouch and headed out with soda and more raw bacon.

After I got to Iruka's class I slid in the back unnoticed. Well, almost unnoticed. The class heartthrob Sasuke glanced at me from the corner of his eye. I don't like that kid. Those eyes, they remind me of darkness and hate. They say the eyes are the window to the soul, and I believe every word of it. Every time I look into someone's eyes I can see personality. Like Hinata, her eyes are kind and caring. She doesn't like to hurt and likes to heal. She is a sweet girl with no backbone, she wants to make her father proud but hates to hurt.

I zoned out for a while when it got too quiet. I looked over and saw something unusual... Naruto and Sasuke are kissing. Eh? I couldn't bite my tong at that moment, I had to say it.
"Aren't you guys a little to young to be kissing? I never thought the class heartthrob would be gay."   
Everyone stared at me shocked that I said something. Soon afterwords the fangirls beat up Naruto for stealing their precious  Sasuke-Kuns first kiss. Tch, if Naruto grew his hair a bit longer and hit puberty, he would be way hotter than anyone. Iruka eventually arrived and began the class.
"Alright all of you today are now officially ninja. I will call out the teams so listen up. Team one is..."
After a while I tuned back in.
"Now team 7 is Naruto Uzimaki, Sakura Haruno-"
Naruto cheered while Sakura banged her head on the desk.
"Sasuke Uchiha"
Now Naruto and Sakura switched actions.
"And Black Silver Yuunamakani."
Oh great I'm stuck with a fangirl, mr. Stick-up-his-ass, and orange kill me now jumpsuit. Well Naruto won't be too bad, I like to listen to interesting people. But Sakura might get into an unfortunate accident...
"Iruka-sensei, why do someone as awesome as me, have to be stuck with him!"
"Because Naruto you were dead last. It evens out the team. Sasuke got 2nd in skills and first in tests. And Sakura got 3rd on the test."
A confused look etched on Sakura's face.
"Wait, if Sasuke got 2nd on skills, who got 1st?"
Sasuke looked mad that someone got a better score than him.
"Well, Black Silver got the best score on skills by 9 points and got a high score on tests."
Everyone looked flabbergasted that someone- a girl, got the highest score. Whispers broke out as Iruka called out the other teams.
We were told to wait for our teachers but ours is a little, ok a LOT late. I was getting really pissed off, not to mention Sasuke was starring daggers at me. I got annoyed at it very quickly so I did the mature thing. I took my middle finger and put it under my eye and pulled down, and stuck my tongue at him. Embarrassed, he quickly turned away. Finally feed up with waiting I went over to Naruto with an evil smirk on my face.
"Hey Naruto."
"Huh, Silver?"
"Why don't we play a prank on our late sensei?"
An evil grin stretched across his face.

As soon as our sensei walked through the door all hell broke loose. A bucket of water dumped on him, then flour, feathers, and then a chalkboard eraser. An annoyed tick mark made its way on his face.
"My first impression is on you guys, your all idiots. Meet me on the roof top."
He disappeared and we went up to the roof top.
"Alright why don't we introduce ourselves?"
"What do you mean sensei?"
Sakura, how stupid are you?
"Ya why don't you go first! You look suspicious."
"Ok, my name is Kakashi Hatoke, I like things, I hate some stuff, I have a lot of hobbies, and dreams for the future? Never really thought about it."
I looked into his eyes and I saw a lot. Pain, sadness, grief, anger, and mostly regret. Sorry I had to say it.
"What he means is.... He likes porn, hates Mito Guys challenges, his hobby is reading porn, and his dream is to one day rip of that mask to reveal he is secretly a woman, and he is reading porn right now."
The others looked at me weirdly and Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Ok, now lets introduce ourselves."
I tuned it out, not really interested in hearing this.
"Silver your turn."
"Oh sorry. My name is Black Silver, or just call me Silver. I like eating, I hate waiting and perverts, my hobbies are none of your concern, and I dream every night."
Everyone sweat dropped at my answer.
"Ok meet me at training ground 7 at 5 am. Don't be late and no breakfast, or you will trough up. Ja ne!"
And poof he was gone. I headed home hungry for dinner when I felt someone following me.
"Come on out Sasuke I know your there."
I heard footsteps behind me. I turned around and there he was.
"What do you want Uchiha?"
"Fight me."
"Excuse me?"
"I said fight me."
I glared at him.
"No."
I turned to walk away but duck ass didn't like that so he growled and charged at me. In one swift movement I had kicked him in the gut and he was face first in the dirt.
He looked up at me and I looked in his eyes. Rage, vengeance, hate, arrogance, all of his past came to me. I smirked.
"You know duck ass, if you can't even defeat me you could never beat Itachi."
Shock went through his face then soon turned into rage.
"How do you know that."
He said that with so much venom he shacked with rage. My smirk widened.
"Wouldn't you like to know. You know Naruto, he will become stronger than you. You know why? His heart is not filled with darkness like you. If you take the path of darkness, he will become something you will never hope to achieve."
My eyes hardened.
"He will become a human with the strength of a god while your just a jealous freak."
I went back home and lied down on my bed. I'm hungry but I don't really want meat. I smiled. I guess it's kuni's for dinner huh mom. My smile disappeared. Her voice metallic and cold I will always remember.
Eat sweetheart, don't dip blood everywhere! Your not a baby anymore, I won't accept drooling blood all over the table! Now eat up!
Y-yes mommy...