Metal Teeth (Naruto fanfic)

Sneezing Saves Lives

We were walking for about 6 1/2 minutes. Naruto was acting like an idiot. Every few seconds he would throw a kuni claiming he saw some thing. "There I saw something!" He'd run over to where he threw the Kuni and his smile would turn to disappointment. Sakura would proceed to yell at him. "Naruto you Baka! Stop scaring us!" She would screech, nearly blowing off my ears. He threw a Kuni at a bush suddenly and ran over to it. "That's it Naruto, you need to stop throwing kuni all over the place!" I saw a rustling in the bush, Naruto then noticed it and ran over. All of a sudden his face turned to horrified then I look over to see Sakura running over to him. Then she hit him over the head and pointed, then yelled some more. I look over to see Naruto hugging a white rabbit and crying. Tch what an idiot it was looking at me with desperate eyes, I saw black, it was long like hair. A kind face, very feminine and sweet. I saw much love for this person. I snapped out of my trance when I heard a "Get down!"
I dropped instantly hitting the deck as a large whoosh passed by my head. I look up to see a giant ass sword embedded into a tree. All I thought was Holy shit, it missed Sakura damit! Let me guess, next a shirtless guy? Apparently someone heard my thoughts and a shirtless guy jumped from the tree onto the hilt of the sword. He looked back at us, gauze rapped around his mouth like a rip off version of Pedo-Pervy sensei's mask. He had cow print arm and leg warmers which led me to believe that this guy either had a cow fetish, or he just ate a lot of steak. But dose that mean he steals cows? A dark emotion swirled into my eyes. No one, can steal meat. That is a disgrace. I got up and dusted myself off.
Kakashi started to talk but I was distracted. I starring at the well toned muscles on him. Those biceps, not giant but still big. His shoulders were wide apart and bold, his deltoids are very well toned. Subconsciously my mouth started to water. His abs, oh don't get me started. They were ripped, scared slightly but jacked. I was disappointed that his legs were hidden. Wait, I was disappointed? When did I start to look at muscles? Kakashi spoke something and everyone started to gather around the drunk. I quickly did the same and stood near his side. As mist overtook our vision.
"Liver, heart, kidneys, lungs, stomach, which should I choose, to kill you all?" I felt everyone stiffen up. There was talking but it went one ear and out the other to me. All I could think was about how beautiful that guys muscles were. So toned and strong. I was in a daze, my mind filled with those beautiful muscles, I wanted them.
My breath started to quicken, I thought back to when I bit one of the demon brothers. It filled me with such satisfaction as I swallowed his arm down. The taste of that crimson liquid though, it sent shivers down my spine. It went so smoothly down my throat. Was I paying attention? Nope. So when shirtless guy appeared in front of me, I reacted. He brought down his giant ass sword and all I could do is stare at his deltoid (the shoulder muscle) and I launched at it. I tackled him and chomped down hard on his shoulder, and I was very surprised when he turned into water. I stood up and looked around, Kakashi was trapped into a big ball of water, emo and oranges were attacking shirtless man. They were able to free the pervert and shirtless jumped away.
Then I felt someone grab me from behind and hold a Kuni up to my throat. I held my breath, I look down to see a cow pattern. Looks like I'm in a jam with cow fetish.
My teammates were starring at me "One wrong move, and this girls life is over." He had me in a head lock.  "Zabuza, let Silver go, she is not going to change anything." "Yes she is, kill the bridge builder and I'll let her go." His grip tightened, if only he could shift a bit more to the right. "If you don't, she dies." Oh no I need to think quick, I look at my hair sticking all over the place. I got an idea, is it stupid, yes. But I'd rather take a chance. I tilted my head to the right slightly so a strand of hair was sticking towards my nose. It barely touched my nose but it might work. I started to swish the strand around the edge. "Well what do you say Kakashi? The bridge builder, or your teammates life!" Just a little more... "Well? Choose!" Almost... Kakashi was struggling to decide. There! "Ah... ACHOO!" I sneezed. It shifted him just right to elbow him in the ribs, hard. His arm slid down slightly, here we go again... "OW! YOU FUCKING BITCH!" He screamed as I bit down on his arm, tasting that sweet metallic blood. Huh, I feeling déjà vu.  He threw me off onto the ground as I scrambled away. Still having the chunk of his arm in my mouth. I wiped any lingering blood from my lips. Then sebon needles appeared and launched into cow guys neck, he collapsed. Kakashi walked over and felt his pulse. "He's dead." Then a masked figure appeared.
"Thank you for wearing him down for me. I've been tracking him for quite a while. I'll take it from here." Then orange is the new black shouted. "Hey! You can't just walk off like that! Get back here!" But the ninja took the body and disappeared. Kakashi had to stop Naruto from running off. We went on our way towards the drunks house. While all the while, I forgot I had the chunk of Zabuza still in my mouth. And at one point I swallow the chunk without even realizing it.

1040 words not including authors note. OMFG I'm finally done! I'm so sorry I couldn't update sooner and it's so short (that's what she said (ok I need to stop)).  I'm very non inspired right now not to mention all of my teachers are laying on the homework and tests. Anyway, share, comment, vote, and stay awesome!😋
-Water Lilly