Metal Teeth (Naruto fanfic)

Bell test

At 4:00 am, I got up and decided to do a light workout. Today Kakashi is going to do something, and I have a feeling it's not good. I did punches, kicks, and push-ups for about a half an hour. Afterwords I took a shower to get the yesterday's grime and today's sweat off. I put on black ANBU pants, short sleeved muscle shirt, and leather gloves that end at my elbows with a cuff that curved into a bent leaf shape. I looked at my shoes. Should I? Nah. I went to my grey rug and pushed it aside. Under it was a trap door. I opened it up and looked down. A disorganized pile of gems and crystals filled up the small compartment. I took a tiny crystal, barley a millimeter thick and tried to take a bite. Even though my teeth are sharper than swords, they still can't bite through a tiny crystal. Though I made progress, a tiny crack appeared and that made me a bit happy. The more sharp my teeth are, the better chance I have at eating gems. I grabbed my ninja gear and snack pouch and headed to the training grounds. I arrived 15 minutes late and Sakura and Naruto were not happy.
"YOUR LATE!"
They said in unison.
"Sorry, sorry. Where's pervy-sensei?"
"We don't know but he's late."

I sighed and sat down. For the next 3 hours and 45 minutes they waited and I ate most of my snack pouch. Aka my scraps of metal I find besides, he said no food and metal isn't food for normal people so I can eat it. It makes sense, mostly. While everyone was half asleep no one noticed me eating. At 9:00 Kakashi arrived.
"YOUR LATE!"
Sakura and Naruto said in unison.
"Sorry I got lost on the path of life."
"Or just reading porn."
I deadpanned. He just got a small tick mark at the back of his head.
"No I wasn't Silver, today you will be taking a test." He said with a bit of an evil smirk.
"What kind of test Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked, his smirk widened a bit.
"It's a survival test to see if you qualify to become genine."
"Wait, we already took a test, the graduation exam!"
Naruto shouted. My eye twitched, I can't stand loud noises.
"That was just a test to see if you are qualified to become genine."
I wonder how pervy-sensei gets his hair like that. Gel? No, maybe he stands on the wall sideways with chackera while reading porn. I'm hungry. Maybe I'll eat a snack. I should get more kuni's-
"So get the bells before noon."

I looked up Naruto's hand was in Kakashi's hand with a kuni pointed at him. Pervy-sensei had a smile on his face. Well, I think it was a smile. It's hard to tell with a mask.
"Ready... START!"
We all jumped off in different directions. I hid up in a tree with a clear view of Naruto... Wait NARUTO?! That Baka! He was yelling at Kakashi and pointing his finger at him.
"You and me right now. Let's do this faire and square believe it!"
Kakashi looked at him strangely.
"You know, out of you and Silver your only a bit strange...."
A tic mark made its way up to  my face. A bit strange? I thought angered.
"The only thing strange is your haircut!"
Ok, I have to give Naruto points for that. After that he charged at Kakashi. Then Kakashi said.
"Lesson 1, tijutsu."

Then he went to his ninja pouch and got out.... A book. Well this should be interesting... Naruto went at him punching and kicking, getting more frustrated by the second. After a few minutes of Naruto trying to hit the pervert, he got behind Naruto and pulled his fingers into a hand sign.
"Leaf hidden finger jutsu! One thousand years of death!"
Then he poked Naruto's.... Oh dear kami.
"AHHH KAKASHI IS NOT JUST A PERVERT HES A PEDOPHILE!!!!!"
I screamed so loud I was sure all of Khona heard me. Kakashi's eyes widened and started to talk fast.
"No it's not like that! It was just a-"

I didn't hear the rest since I was running to get away from him. After a while of chasing me the pedophile gave up and I hid in the trees. I knew Kakashi was a jonin for a reason, so I need to be at my top game. But. I only saw 3 bells, either he wants to weed out the weakling or I'm missing something. I thought back to Iruka's lesson, he said something about a reason why there is a 3 man cell... Then it hit me, teamwork. If all 4 of us go agent him, one will fail thus meaning no one will even think about working together. Ugh, that means I'll have to attempt to work with everyone. I got out a sebon needle and started to eat it. If I'm going to try to take him on I need to be at the top of my game. I headed out looking for one of my teammates and for once I was really glad to find Naruto. As I looked up I couldn't help but sweat drop. He was hanging upsidown, tied up, and swearing revenge.
"Oi Naruto."
"Hey Silver help me down!"
I sighed and brought out a shrunken. I through it and cut him down.
"Thanks Silver."
"Hey Naruto, do you want to team up?"
"Sorry but if I want to be Hokage I need to do this by myself believe it!"

And without having time to respond he ran off. Kami, I really don't want to work with duck ass and the fangirl. But nether less, I went searching and eventually found Sakura. She was lying down trapped in a genjutsu. I sighed and brought my hands up in the release form.
"Kai."
Sakura's eyes fluttered open.
"What happened?"
"You were trapped in a genjutsu. Hey do you want to wor-"
"OH NO SASUKE-KUN I HAVE TO FIND HIM!" 

She screeched and ran off leavening me in the dust. I got up, dusted myself off and went to find duck ass. How dose he even get his hair like that? After a bit of searching I found Sakura passed out on the ground and Sasuke buried neck deep.
"Oi Uchiha, do you want to work together to get the bells?"
He replied.
"I don't need anyone's help, I touched the bells. Now get me out of here!"
I smirked at him.
"Not a chance duck ass. You said you don't need any help so your on your own."
I walked away in search of the pedophile. I walked into the clearing and took a deep breath.
"Come on out I know your there."
And in all of its glory Kakashi walked out of the woods.
"You know I've never would of guessed you to be the one to figure out how the test worked."
He suddenly put his book away.
"I have a feeling I can't drop my guard around you."

He then rushed at me punching at my head. I dogged them all, weaving through them trying to get close. Then I started to punch and kick him. His eyes widened a bit when he saw me attack. It was all so disorganized that even I got confused a bit. I had the Drunken Fist fighting style. I twisted my back and flipped over on my hands and started to kick him in place of my hands. He tried to kick at my hands and he hit one so I flipped over to feet started to punch backwards. My body is a bit wierd, the socket that is connected to the plug is connected by a cartilage like bone that is bendy and can twist 360 degrees. Fortunately the Drunken Fist is perfect for my body. I could practically feel the shocked gaze on me. I unexpectedly kicked out at his chest and he jumped back. I flipped back to gain some distance.
"Well it looks like you have some surprises about you."
"Oh you have no idea."

I replied mysteriously with a smirk. He narrowed his eye a bit. Just when I was going to attack the bells ring filled the air. I dropped down my guard and me and pedo-pervy-sensei went back to the posts. When we arrived Naruto was tied up to one of the polls. I sat down next to him and Kakashi started to speak and I didn't listen until something he said caught my attention.
"You three should drop from being a ninja for good!"
"WHATTTT!!!!"
Naruto yelled.
"The only one that figured out the meaning of the test was Black Silver."
Now everyone's eyes were on me.
"Seriously? You didn't even figure out that part? The answer was teamwork you bakas!"
"That's right, she was the only one to try to work together. Naruto, you thought you had to do everything yourself! Sakura, you were too busy chasing after Sasuke that even Silver got you out of a genjutsu and you STILL chased after him. And Sasuke you were the worst. You thought you could do everything by yourself and your teammates were going to hold you back! If you and Silver teamed up you had a very good chance of getting a bell. Now, I'll give you one more chance to pass. We will try the test again and you guys WILL NOT feed Naruto or else, you'll fail."

Then he disappeared into the forest. I sighed and open my bento. Rice, vegetables, no meat!? No way I'm eating this!
"Don't worry guys I don't need to eat believe it!"

Just then his stomach made a HUGE growl. A bright red blush covered his face. So I took my chopsticks and started to shove food into his mouth.
"Wait Silver were not supposed to feed him!"
Sakura screetched.
"If he can't move due to hunger, Naruto will be useless."
Sakura looked like she was having an inner battle.
"Ok fine, Naruto you can have my portion."
"Fine dobe."
"You guys..."
Naruto cried.
Just then Kakashi appeared with rain clouds and lightning appeared behind him.
"You guys....... Pass."
After me not listening to Kakashi drone about teamwork, I cut Naruto free and went home. And for once, I was looking forward tomorrow.

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-Water Lilly