Teleportation is a thing?

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Me: Melanie headed off to perform a concert. Rubbing her tired eyes, she glanced at her impatient fan base behind the red wavy silky curtains, that felt soft to the touch. Cant be to bad. Right?

Person: "Are you okay?" gets mic ready.

Me behind the screen: Bitch where the fuck did you come from?

Not lying but this happened to me an hour ago 😂
I am sorry if that certain person is reading this.

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