The Second Zodiac Book

14

The signs as creative swears

Aries: Fuckdingle

Taurus: Satan's Asscrack

Gemini: Shitdicks McTittysprinkles

Cancer: Democrap

Leo: Cockjuggling thundercunt

Virgo: Republicunt

Libra: Limp Dick McNorrington

Scorpio: A metric fuckton of douchebaggery

Sagittarius: Fuckity fuck fuck fuckington I've said this before

Capricorn: Bitchnugget

Aquarius: Fuckaroni fuckaroni give me the formuoli ha spongebob

Pisces: Cuntball

Two updates in one day. I deserve I fricking medal.