The Second Zodiac Book

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The signs as text I've received part 2

Ares: PICK UP UR FUCKING PHONE IM LITERALLY DYING

Taurus: 1 Wutever
I'm making le grilly cheesy
2 Btw I don't know how to make it so Ima just guess
3 AND OMG I BURNT THE FUCK OUT OF IT
4 Well it's too late I'm eating burnt shit now lol

Geminni: Good morning fellow Satan worshipper

Jacob Sartorius: Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgpenisomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

Leo: You slut bucket

Virgin Mary: What is you doing for this European holiday that caused thousands of natives to die 😊

Libruh: *i Remember that stiff weave anywhere

Scorpio: Get ur fatass up

Swaggitarius: I deserve sum REALLY good porn for what I did

Capricorny: 😤 I no like that bitch ass white boi

Aquarius: I'm not gonna kill you tho natural selection is

Peices: Lol WE GOTTA GET SPEERNGEBERB BACK

So Donald Trump won... This is gonna be a long 4 years.