The Signs As Texts That I Have Received/Sent
Aries: YESSSSSSS
Taurus: Chocolate dick
Gemini: sis dis miss hiss kiss wriss
Cancer: Autumn your punished
Leo: Nononononononono. Tooooooooo grooooooooown
Virgo: Ugh learn grammar ho
Libra: I got bit by a bat
Scorpio: Ima text yo mama and tell her you're talking about being high
Sagittarius: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (x3)
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle Power
Here we go its the
Lean green ninja team
On the scene
Cool teens doing ninja things
So extreme
Out the sewer like laser beams
Get rocked with the
Shell shocked pizza kings
Cant stop these radical dudes
The secret of the ooze
Made the chosen few
Emerge from the shadows
To make their move
The good guys win
And the bad guys LOSE!
Leonardo is the leader in blue
He does anything it takes
To get his ninjas through
Donatello
Is the fellow
Has a way with machines
Raphael's got the most
Attitude on the team
Michelangelo
Hes one of a kind
And you know just
Where to find him
When its party time
Master Splinter
taught them every
single skill they need
to be one lean mean green incredible
team
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (x3)
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle Power! I send this to annoy my friends.
Capricorn: Yea you need Jesus
Aquarius: The old man asked me to wash his clothes and I ran
Pisces: 😛 friend wez sorry
YOU ARE READING
The Second Zodiac Book
RandomSome of these are still from tumblr Started: April 25th 2016
