1. I'm from Baltimore but my favorite baseball team is the Yankees. (I don't even watch baseball.)
2. I literally don't have one hundred interesting things to say.
3. You don't have to read this.
4. My favourite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.
5. My favourite color is mint green.(also orange.)
6. I read gay smut.
7. Wow.
8. Im writing this while punished.
9. I don't like guacamole.
10. Im bisexual.
11. My butt hurts because I've been walking a lot.
12. Tmi I know.
13. Why so many facts?
14. Im unapologetically black.
15. My best friend is AlyeCarter
16. Im pretty sure she knows all of this already.
17. Starbucks disgusts me.
18. I love roller coasters.
19. I just found out I'm allergic to cherries.
20. Furries disgust me. (This isnt true anymore. I'm kinda bestfriends one lol.)
21. I need a hug.
22. Today's AlyeCarter's birthday!!
23. Dogs are my lifeline.
24. You know what's funnier than 24?
25.
26. I complain a lot.
24. I'm loud af.
25. My friends are weird.
29. Im sorry for that.
30. I wish I was shorter.
31. I like writing stories but I get bored with them easily.
32. Wall-e is life.
33. Im hungry.
34. I just went and got some ice cream.
35. Im still hungry.
36. Ummmmmmmmmm.
37. Nobody is reading this anymore but I'm gonna keep going.
38. Im in love with Reece King.
39. Im scared of plants.
40. Stop judging me.
41. I like to try and guess if girls titties are fake or not.
42. Lol.
43. I have a dog named Dixie and a cat named Kelly.( Dixie ran away so I have a dog named Bruce another named Carter and a cat named Kelly.)
44. I like mcnuggets.
45. 20 piece 2 sweet and sour and 2 bbq.
46. Im hungry.
47. I know I already said that.
48. I found out that the boy I like is gay and my brother got some before me.
49. I almost bit off my preschool teachers thumb because he tried to put me down for nap time.
50. Half way there.
51. When I'm home alone I like to scream the word doge. (You probably think I'm joking but I really like to scream random words.)
52. Im the most awesomest friend you could have.
53. I need more friends pls.
54. I love your comments so much they give me life.
55. Cats are also my lifeline.
56. Spongebob is the shit.
57. Dont tell me otherwise.
58. Jared Leto scares me.
59. I fucked my way to the top.
60. Apparently wattpad has a rule against sexual content now.
61. Not about me but I'm sad now.
62. I want the superpower invisibility so I can pull peoples pants down.
7×9=63
64. I used to have a crush on Jason from Friday 13th.
65. Im a hippy.
66. I wanna dye my hair green.
67. Johnny Depp is hot as fudge.
68. Bootyhole is my favorite word.
69. Hahahhah
70. Im immature.
71. Twenty One Pilots are also the shit.
72. Blub Glub.
73. I am also the shit.
74. Im shy as hell.
75. Im a panda and a duck.
76. Quack.
77. I get sad when people don't text me back.
78. I don't like Ariana Grande.
79. Chipotle is nasty.
80. I know if I'm haunting you you must be haunting me.
81. I've sold my soul for Beyonce.
82. The opposite of 28.
83. Almost done but why 100.
84. I really like talking about myself but this is to much.
85. The first time I watched porn I was 2nd grade.
86. I didn't know what was happening so I cried to my mom.
87. The powerhouse of a cell is the mitochondria.
88. The opposite of 88.
89. Daddy kinks are nasty.
90. Yes I'm kinkshaming.
91. My favorite youtubers are Cryaotic, Stacyplays, and Leafyishere.
92. I've devoted my life to tumblr.
93. KPOP!
94. You're judging me.
95. Gosh this was hard.
96. Im chubby and proud.
97. Big Hero 6 made me cry.
98. I used to like 5sos but now they seem like buttholes.
I got 99. problems but a bitch ain't one.
100. The amount of followers I just passed.
I dare
AlyeCarter
LiveAutumn
smolbeansivan
prettyrosesxoxo
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The Second Zodiac Book
RandomSome of these are still from tumblr Started: April 25th 2016
