The Second Zodiac Book

51

The Signs as Stuff People in My School Have Said.

Aries: I'm am fucking shooketh you dick sucking motherfucking.

Taurus: Go answer the question my Aryan raced brother.

Gemini: I'm dropping out and becoming a German prostitute, gonna make some shmoney.

Cancer: One day I'm going to sit on his face. Not today though.

Leo: There is something so empowering about watching a man take another mans dick up his ass.

Virgo: You see I thought prime numbers were easy, and then this bitch pulled out the letters.

Libra: I'm gonna make a strip club for all highschool dropouts. Except for John fuck that nigga.

Scorpio: *constant moaning noises.*

Sagittarius: I don't give a fuck my D is fagnificent. ( I meant to say fantastic and magnificent but I combined the words.)

Capricorn: Wasn't Isaac Newton the dude that made gravity?

Aquarius: I'm telling you whoever made calculus was on meth. We should do this we'll pass.

Pisces: You kids want some crack?

Q: Dumbest thing you've ever done?

A: I kinda sorta ate hand sanitizer before by mistake.