The Second Zodiac Book

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THE SIGNS// stereotype ||| real life

Aries:

Stereotype/ IMMA FUCK U UP DUDE, IM FUCKING ANGRY, LETS GOOOOOOOO

Real life/ Just needs a cookie

Taurus:

Stereotype/ touch my food, I'll break your neck, bitch

Real life/ calm as fuck and an actual art mom

Gemini:

Stereotype/ supports trump and WiLL sTaBb YOOOu In ThA BaCk

Real life/ very smart and loves late night conversations

Cancer:

Stereotype/ *just came out of the fkin whomb*

Real life/ will not take shit from you and also loves sweets

Leo:

Stereotype/ BOW DOWN BITCHEZ, I'm your queen

Real life/ Actually insecure and regrets a lot of decisions they made

Virgo:

Stereotype/ *cricket noices* BORINNGGGGG

Real life/ such a smol bean and doesn't want to grow up

Libra:

Stereotype/ WOW, SUCH NICE. VERY PRETTY, LOTS CHARMING, MUCH SWEET

Real life/ can actual be A real bitch and talks behind ppls back

Scorpio:

Stereotype/ sex addicts "its not a phase mom"

Real life/ sweethearts and very pretty

Sagittarius:

Stereotype/ A WORLD TRAVELING FUCKING MEME

Real life/ v smart and slightly egoistic

Capricorn:

Stereotype/ Mr. Krabs from Spongebob #MOnEeyyyy

Real life/ actually very sensitive and sooo sweet

Aquarius:

Stereotype/ an alien created by the illuminati

Real life/ fucking cool and passionate about what they love, also v hot

Pisces:

Stereotype/ Stoned crybaby, HAPPY 420 PEOPLE

Real life/ sensitive and just wants hugs but also is to confused to get what is going on

"Slightly egotistic" HAHAHHAHHSHAH