The Second Zodiac Book

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the signs as stereotypical cat behaviors

Aries: climbing a tree too high to get out of without a firemans help

Taurus: sleeping 18 hours a day

Gemini: the quick transition between playing and trying to kill

Cancer: meowing for no reason

Leo: "sitting up high makes me feel important" mentality

Virgo: staring intently at the wall

Libra: face rubbies

Scorpio: peeing on your bed

Sagittarius: randomly determined fast relocation of self (darting from room to room without cause)

Capricorn: *chatters uncontrollably*!!at birds through the window

Aquarius: laser pointer location anticipation

Pisces: vacuum fear

Q: What makes you guys happy?