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The Signs As Dumb Stuff My Classmates Have Said/Done pt2

Aries: Please stop breathing I can smell your breath.

Taurus:
-Support your black owned businesses.
-I'm not buying weed from you leave me alone.

Gemini: Boy if you don't shut your nipple head ass up.

Cancer: But bbc isn't a real group you can join.

Leo: * Literally jumps off the bridge that connects my schools buildings.*

Virgo: Maybe the bunny was a slave bunny that's why is was .5 of a bunny.

Libra:
-So would it be racist if I said Andy looks Chinese?
- I am chinese.

Scorpio: *Trying to perform on exorcism on me.*

Sagittarius: *Takes of shirt and pulls down pants (in 20 degree weather) and runs around outside.* (he was imitating a junkie)

Aquarius: How you get your exam taken and we only got 5 minutes left. *Gets exam taken with two minutes left.*

Capricorn: Oh you're so smart. Must be asian.

Pisces: Five dollars is enough to get a prostitute. The one with cigarette holes in they fishnets. Now that's my kinda girl.

Would y'all be mad if I ended this book?

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