The Signs As Dumb Stuff My Classmates Have Said/Done pt2
Aries: Please stop breathing I can smell your breath.
Taurus:
-Support your black owned businesses.
-I'm not buying weed from you leave me alone.Gemini: Boy if you don't shut your nipple head ass up.
Cancer: But bbc isn't a real group you can join.
Leo: * Literally jumps off the bridge that connects my schools buildings.*
Virgo: Maybe the bunny was a slave bunny that's why is was .5 of a bunny.
Libra:
-So would it be racist if I said Andy looks Chinese?
- I am chinese.Scorpio: *Trying to perform on exorcism on me.*
Sagittarius: *Takes of shirt and pulls down pants (in 20 degree weather) and runs around outside.* (he was imitating a junkie)
Aquarius: How you get your exam taken and we only got 5 minutes left. *Gets exam taken with two minutes left.*
Capricorn: Oh you're so smart. Must be asian.
Pisces: Five dollars is enough to get a prostitute. The one with cigarette holes in they fishnets. Now that's my kinda girl.
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The Second Zodiac Book
RandomSome of these are still from tumblr Started: April 25th 2016