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So...

Ok, I'm kinda feeling better now
And my dad kinda made up for that big argument
He bought me a hamster

I named him Alfred (Take your best fucking guess who I named him after)

And my mom already dislikes him
And my dog
Oh god
I swear I'm going to come home one day and that hamster will be gone
And my dog will be suspiciously covered in hamster fur and blood