Today is nice
I have a fever so my mom is letting me stay home today
Yay
So I went back to sleep at around 4:00 this morning
And my mom woke me up at around 7:00 to feed the dog
But my mom woke me up from this really weird but hilarious dream
I had a dream South Korea was admitting his love to Japan
And Japan was just like 'No homo'
Is Japan X Korea even a ship?
I legit just looked that up and apparently it is
Wow
Anyways
So after I fed the dog I tried going back to sleep
But Alfred was keeping me up because when he drinks water his water thing makes a hella lot of annoying noise
So yeah I can't go back to sleep
So my little sister has started potty training and my mom is using my bathroom for it
So while I was going out to the kitchen to get myself some cereal I just let my mom and sister know that it's my bathroom and nobody else's
But it's kind of an unspoken rule in my house that you aren't allowed to have a sense of humor when your sick because if you do you obviously aren't sick
Basically you're only sick of you aren't going to try and lighten things up and you look like you are about to die
So my mom just looks at me really seriously
And says 'Are you really sick? If you can make a joke you can go to school.'
And then she turns to my dog and says 'You're gonna stay home with your Phia (that's my families nickname for me) Make sure she isn't just faking being sick to get out of school.'
And I'm just like
Bro
You need to chill
