I don't even know why I have these dreams but I do
So I was home alone
Trashing the fucking house cause why not
And I get the brilliant idea
hEY
LETS ALL TAKE A TRIP TO ICELAND
SO I JUMP IN MY SHOWER AND
POOF
IM IN ICELAND
And Iceland looks strangely like New York for some reason idk
And in my dream Iceland was RIGHT next to Hong Kong
cOUGH HONGICE COUGH COUGH
So when I went into Hong Kong
Korean soldiers started shooting at me
Don't ask me how I know they're Korean I just do
And I'm doing some matrix shit and dodging all of the bullets
Hell, some of the bullets hit me and I brushed it off like it was nothing
Then I was being chased by them soldiers on a boat
Then during that chase scene I ran into the elevator of a hotel I was staying at and calmly rode it up a few floors to my room
Which was behind a huge grandfather clock
Then when I got in my room I just kinda waited till the Korean soldiers gave up and went home
They did
Then Hong Kong comes up to me and apologizes and sends me home
Then I'm back at home, snacking on some Doritos
Then I woke up
Yeah
Wtf was that
