So my mom just called me out to the living room
About Pokemon GO
A few days ago I tried signing up for it but it said I needed to make an account or some shot and since I don't really have an email I have to use my moms
So she calls me out and says:
Mom: You want me to confirm this thing for Polemon Go?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: No.
Me: Why?
Mom: Cause this game is gonna have a ton of perverts and creeps on it who are gonna lure you to their house and kidnap you.
Me: ... *long sigh*
My mom kind of lives off the idea that everyone on the Internet is a creepy stalker/murderer/pedophile/kidnapper and that if she doesn't know them irl she immediately assumes this. And then when I told her I'll just go walk around my neighborhood and catch Pokemon, and only play it with my friends she just says:
Mom: Oh, so NOW you wanna walk around the neighborhood? You're just gonna walk around the neighborhood sucked into your phone until someone kidnaps you?
Me: It doesn't work like that. I'm not stupid I know how to take care of myself.
Mom: Under no circumstance are you allowed to play this game.
Me: *walks back to room*
So basically my mom is just kind of being my over protective mom and I'm silently adding Pokemon Go + 1000 reasons why I should be allowed to play it to my birthday wish list.
