Ok so I remembered this while reading a RoBul fanfiction
And it was talking about dirty thoughts about yogurt ( this was a fluffy fanfiction I swear )
And then I remembered this one time a few months ago
I was at home alone, and I was on my period
So I had bad cravings for certain foods
Like goldfish and yogurt
So I have some low fat vanilla yogurt in the fridge, and I got it out
And right before I opened it I dropped it and it basically exploded
And where did it explode?
All over my legs and jean shorts
Let me remind you that this is vanilla yogurt
And being the dirty minded person I am, I just stood there like an idiot, starring at my legs thinking thoughts you probably don't wanna hear
I cleaned up the yogurt, but seriously
Out of all the places, yogurt just had to land there
That just goes to show you shouldn't trust me with yogurt
