AN: my good 4 NOTHINfG x boy friend keeps texting me an is getting all sad lik 'I waz just talking 2 her' like pls just becase I caught u in the act dont mean i should ignor it ? u no who has always ben ther 4 me in the dark time? MELANIE ARTINEZ. u no who hasnt been? CLANCY. screw u mainstream stupdu i HATEeEE u. u were probly only going out withme 4 the fame n e ways. i guess i have 2 expect this now i am a famous author.
Also side note- wen do i start getting money 4 writting this?
i mean im pretty sure writers get paid otherwise ppl lik JK Potter woud b poor. lik she is a millionare n she didnt even writ her book on wattpad she put them in the bookshops n nobody goes there.
were is my money?
i cant b famous if i havnt got the money
jus saying.
"so da plan is this." said phil "we go to katpisn's base, we all shoot them whith the guns and Poenix bring the flam thrower. they all die n then we just kill every1 else. that way they wont kill of phoenix 4 the views."
every1 nodded becuz it was a good plan and put on their weapons. phil and dan kissed phoenix on her neck as they were tecnically married.
pheonix put on some galaxy print skinny jeans , those v cool goth boots becuz she was edgy and sometim on the dark side, a black jumper that said you twerk, we mosh on it and some wristbands that said things like defend pop punk and normal ppl scare me . also her ombre blu hair had some purple at the bottom in it now so it looked like a glaaxy and she had blue, light blue purple and light purple stud earring in each ear that matched the glaxy theme.
"u look so hot" derek said 2 her sixily.
he was wearing a fallout boy shirt n red skinny jeans and also some red eyeliner AN: YOU SEXIESTS I KNOW THE SECUND I SAID DEREK WAS WEARING EYELINER YOU WOULD B THINKING 'BUTT HE IS A BOI' WE LL GUESS WHAT U SEXISTS?? BOYS CAN WEAR MAKEUP 2! CHECK UR PRIVLEDGE AND RETHINK UR SEXISM!!! #BOYSWEARMAKUP2 I HATE U ALL . U SEXIESTS.
dan n phil loked sex e like usual.
the squad ran 2 thru the forrest and found Katniss's hide out with all her mainstream freinds. they were all twerking and drawing on they're eyebros. they were all wearing crop tops n jeggings n cleary all had their lips made big with the injection stuff. ew.
suddenly phoenix started shooting at them sexily and every1 else joined in.
katpis and her friends started scremming and running around trying to find their weapons.
derek managed to shoot one of her manstream friends but katpiss was 2 fast 4 them and kept dodging all the bullets ass she put on the kykie jenner lip kit. suddenly she grabed a sword and through it at phoenix.
phoenix ducked ass her long ombre hair spilled b hind her n suddenly derek jumped n front of her and the sword whent in 2 his leg. he had saved phoenix's life becuz he loved her. phoenix had never felt this luvved ass she had bad childhood n when the capitol shot her mum and her cat it was hard...but she had derek who luvved her.
"u saved me" she said 2 peeta.
"lol yea." he said ass he gasped 4 breath
katpess had ran off with her squad and left all her supplies (but phoenci didnt want it because it was just mainstream stuff n justin biever cds)
dan n phil rushed to pick up derek n tak him back 2 camp. but he stopped them an sat up.
i have a secret he said
"it waz me who killed ur parent and also ur pet" he spluttered
phoenix gasped
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The Phoenix Games | #Wattys2016
FanfictionA different take on The Hunger Games. Re-publishers note: This was originally published on the 6th April 2016 and is therefore reflective of culture in 2016. I have re-published this on behalf of the writer.
