The Phoenix Games | #Wattys2016

I Didn't Win The Watty's 2016 (Exposing Wattpad)

u no wat?

i not even angry

u no this just proves my point

ok so lik, if this site WASNT mainstream then it is obvs i would hav won yeh? like obvs

well i didnt

i didnt even get leik a lil sorry basket full of flowers n cakes n stuff explenning why i didnt win

so that is it whatpad

i em EXPOSING U

right well

turns out, wattpad is run by MAINSTREAM ppl. i meean just LOOK at all the ppl they chose 4 da wattys. wat do dey all hav in common? go on. tell me in teh comenst b cuz it is obvs.

THEY R ALL MAINSTREAM

lik I couldnt b botherd to red there storys but tbh they were probly all mainstream wif lik refernces 2 the kardsins n they probably wear contour when they go out.

c, im not about that lif. im sure u guyz all no by now that i am original. n tbh i think that TPG was just a little 2 good 4 ppl here 2 handle. i meen sure. there hav obvs been som original ppl reading this (thy just never comment b cuz obviously they dont need 2 b obnoxios lik all the mainstrem ppl that do) but the demographic (i learnt about demographic in school lol. im a bit of a nerd. i no wat stuff lik that means. lol dont make fun of me) of whatpad is like 98% mainstream ppl n like 2% not mainstream ppl

OBVS i was gonna lose. i could literally hav written herry potter n i would hav lost. I COULD HAVE EVEN WRITTEN TWILIGHT

butt yea. wattpad is deffo ran bi the cardasins, every1 here is basically mainstream n tbh im not even sure the 'wattys' r a real competition. lik, they were posted by an account that just said 'whattpad'? that isn't a name. wattpad isnt a person. honestly its lik im the only person that is calling out these mainstream ppl

butt yea

2 all my millions of fans fank u 4 supporting me thru all deh corruption in the book writing cumunity. pls red all my stuff n lik it and comment and tell ppl you lik it an tell them to comment n lik this 2.

i no all the tru original ppl hav my back

#4phil

(yes i have not 4 gotten about 4 phil, i hav started doin it in real lif 2 as it symbolizzes my real world fight against the mainstream ppl. basicallt if u dont no wat #4phil is, it is basically a reference 2 a chapter wen the mainstream ppl killed phil. b cuz the mainstream ppl got him, now the rebellion symbol thing is holdin up 4 fingers n saying '4 phil' b cuz lik 4 fingers for the 4 bit in '4 phil'. it basically just means u support the ORIGINAL people n not the mainstream ppl lik watpad has now revealed themselves 2 b)

stay strongXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

#4phil