AN: sorry i wasn able 2 up date TPG recently. i had no internet. pls dont tak it personally
n e ways it is halloween soon n i was gonna go as Harley Quinn but then i realised she was MAINSTREAM. i didnt no this b4 when i was gonna dress up as her so DONT judge me, but i found out she is mainstream and now I HATE HER. som ppl were telling me that she was super mainstream n at first i didnt believe them but i turn out she is. its just so nice to c so many ppl fighting back at being mainstream now. they told me every1 was dressing up ass her and if u do u r basic.
so i spent ages tryin 2 find some1 who was gonna dress up as her but every1 said they h8ted her or that they h8ted me, so??? n e ways eventually one of my OWN FRIENDS said she was gonna dress up as harkey so thats when i laid it all down on her that she was mainstream n every1 h8ts her n that she is basic. so she started crying n saying that she had spent so much money on an accurate costume n stuff n i was just like 'well thats ur fault 4 being mainstream then, isnt it???' so she got rlly upsey b cu apparently she also spent 'literally days' sewing n making little things 4 the costume n told me how much she loved the character. but i was just lik gurl ur basic n u wasted all ur money.
then GET THIS!!! she actually went off crying and then bitcehd about me 2 other ppl!!!!! wtf!!!!! now apparently this group of girls h8 me and r actully SUPPORTING my friend in dressing up as a mainstream wannabe. honestly ppl r so stupid these days. it just takes some ACTUALLY SMART ppl like me 2 notice wen somethin is mainstream. then the girls told me they had seen more ppl complaining about harkey quin costumes than ppl going 2 waer them, so that made ME the mainstream one. and then i cried but IDC i h8 every1 they r all dumb apart from me, mel mar, halsey n some other ppl in bands.
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phoenic n derek looked around the capitiol to c were everythin was
"I wan 2 find capitol base...i ned 2 thank johnnie disaster 4 everythin he has done plus he sound a bit sexy mayb?" phoenix said 2 derek
"ur dating me but i so get that he does sound kinda sexe" (AN: derek might b gay i haven't decided but if he is and you hav a problem wif that GT THE HELL OFF MY STORY BUCKAROO I H8 U U R ALL HOMOPHONES)
"i dunno were 2 go tho?"
"lol me neither?"
phoenix grabbed a mainstream person suddenly and asked them were the mainstream base was.
"lol its near that mainstream clothes store. it doesn't sell non mainstream stuff lik chokers n ripped jeans."
"ok fk off now." said phoenix sexily
they ran 2 the mainstream base heroicly n climbed in thru a window
'Omg derek they are holdin a cardashian mainstream meeting' phoenix whisped 2 peeta
'lol wat do we do?' dere said ass he stared at dem
phoenix pulled out a gun n shot a mainstream person in the thigh
'lol'
Every1 was freKkin the f out n then sirens went off n a voice said
THERE ARE ORIGINAL PEOPLE IN THE MAINSTREAM CAPITOL. THEY R 2 B ARRESTED
'Dan it.' (An: lol c wat i did there. B cuz dan n Phil. also wat happened 2 dan in this story? i cant remember? dis I kill him yet? can somebody pls tell me in comments because if i didnt then i will bring him back. also soz this was short. i couldnt be bothered n im tryin 2 upload from phone?)
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The Phoenix Games | #Wattys2016
FanfictionA different take on The Hunger Games. Re-publishers note: This was originally published on the 6th April 2016 and is therefore reflective of culture in 2016. I have re-published this on behalf of the writer.
