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I clean up my house real quick and take me a naked drink with me and go to the hair salon. I go to my chair and clean up the salon my phone rings in my pocket so I answer it while still cleaning up. Me: hello Jason: hey where are you Me: I'm at work Jason: you at the doctors office Me:no at the hair salon Jason: you work at the hair salon Me: yea I told you that Jason:no you didn't Me: oh I thought I did Jason: what hair salon Me: the one by chick-fil-a Jason: can you do jasmines hair Me: sure Jasmine and jason come to the salon and they come to my chair I was sitting down in it drinking my naked drink Me: hey pretty Jasmine: hey Moe Jason: so what do you want to eat Jasmine: I want a sandwhich Jason: alright I'll be back He goes to get her a sandwhich and I do her hair Me: you like it She looks in the mirror Jasmine: I look like a princess Jason: yup you are my little princess Jasmine: where we go next Jason: when do you get off of work Me: unfortunately I have work all day today sorry guys Jason: OK well jasmine had to go to grandmas house tomorrow so say goodbye jazz Jasmine: bye Moe I'll see you when I come back Me: bye baby girl have fun They leave and I go to my house I take a shower and put on my clothes
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I don't have to go to work today but kasey has a surprise birthday party Chris and me planned it for a week now we planned it at the hottest club in L.A I paid for the food Chris paid for everything else. He invited everybody and Jordan got the limo. It starts at 9 and ends at like 12. I wait for Jordan to come with the limo he pulled up in a black hummer lino with neon lights in the bottom. I walk to the limo and the driver opens the door and helps me inside. Me: wow jordan you did good she's gonna love it Jordan: we got to go pick up some more V.I.P people so want a drink Me: yes please Jordan: well we got some moscato, ciroc, ooh some wine Me: yea pour me up Me and jordan just drink one I didn't want to get to drunk before the party. We go around and pick up some more of kaseys friends and then we went to the club. We got out the limo and went I side since we were the v.I.p we just went to the front of the line and went in. We went In there and Chris wasnt there yet. He was probably still getting kasey ready but I wanted to get on the stage and tell everybody that when kasey comes in we got to hide then do all that surprise shit. And Chris said we had a celebrity guest but I guess he wasn't here yet. Chris texts me and tells everybody to get in position and I say it on the microphone. They cone in and everybody shouts surprise. I get on the microphone "I want to say happy birthday to my boo kasey she been my bitch for like the longest and I love you so fucking much girl I don't know where I would be without you man chris if you fuck up imma fuck you up" Everybody laughs at my last comment but chris tells me to go backstage and I go behind the curtain Chris: alright the celebrity guest will be here any minute and I need you to make sure everything is good for him to sing and you have to present him. Me: alright I got it We go back out and I get me some moscato before I had to go back up I took 2 shots. And Chris called me again Me: was sup Chris: he's here backstage now Me: shit sorry boss I go backstage and get the mic set up. Then the celebrity comes backstage Chris: hey man how's it been ?: man long time no see man its been good Chris: OK well were getting your mic ready ?: who's this-points to me- Chris: that's Moe she getting your mics I listen to there conversation then I turn around and see bryson tiller Me: -try to give b him the mic but it slipped out my hand- Bryson:-grabs mic- thank you Me: yea umm thanks I don't know what happened Bryson: well I'm bryson Me: I'm moriah Bryson: well OK moriah are you the one helping me Me: yea follow me to the stage We go on the dark stage and set up his mic stand and get myself ready to present him Me: alright bryson go backstage and when I call you come out Bryson: alright got chu They open the curtains and turn on the stage light Me: hello everybody how's your night going Everybody: GOOD!! Me:alright well were going to make it even better we have a special performance for you guys alright welcome to the stage BRYSON TILLER he runs on the stage he smiles at me and I walk off the stage he sings 3 songs first Exchange then sorry not sorry then don't. He gets off the stage he brings the mic and the stand Bryson: were do I put this Me: just over there He sets it down then comes back over to me Bryson: so you want to get a drink Me: yea I follow him to the bar and he orders a hennesy Bryson: and for you Me:moscato Bryson: alright We get our drinks and sit at the bar area Bryson: so moriah tell me about yourself Me: mmhmm what do you want to now because man its a long story Bryson: oh I got time you want to go somewhere more quiet As soon as I was about to say something jason walks into our conversation Jason: so Moe how was work
