Haikyuu!! One-Shots

The Weeb Handbook (Tendou x F!Reader)

[A/N] If you don't know what a 'kabe-don' is, I highly suggest you search it up for maximum enjoyment of the fic. (Ohoho.) I feel like my last Tendou fic was too mean to him, so... Aha! Here's a happier one for the red blob of husbando-material! 

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The first time he saw you, he fell in love. 

Your hair was an absolute mess, your lips were chapped, and you were glaring at everyone in the hallway. 

To him, you were beautiful. 

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"Ahhh," Tendou sighed, griping to his close friend, Ushiijma. "Wakatoshi! I just don't know what to do!" 

"Do about what?" Ushijima asked. His friend was being trivial as usual, but he seemed surprisingly wound-up, considering that he only walked from his last class to the gymnasium. He didn't speak to anyone in the short distance, so why was Tendou upset?

"I don't even know her name!" Tendou cried. He was dramatically pacing up and down the glossed floor, huffing and puffing, a frown placed on his lips. "But I want to know, Wakatoshi-kun!" 

Ushijima got up, going to a crate of volleyballs. It seemed that Tendou would be riled up for quite awhile. "First, calm down." 

"I am calm!" 

Anyone looking at Tendou would think the opposite, with his face flushed as red as his hair, but Ushijima refrained from making any comment. Tendou would probably have another outburst. 

"Who is she?" Ushijima asked politely, tossing the ball softly at a small distance. A gentle drumming took place as his worn fingers pressed against the ball repeatedly. 

"Heh-- Who is she? I didn't know you were into memes," Tendou snickered, calming down at last. "She's just a girl I see in the hallway every day, before practice. She... She reads manga! I could browse through Shounen Jump with her, and she wouldn't mind!" An ecstatic look fluttered over Tendou's features as his eyes glistened with excitement. "And she's so cool! She reads fanfiction during school with a straight face! Do you know how hard that is, man? I wonder if she reads lemon..." 

Honestly, Ushijima had no idea what 'lemon' was, but he assumed it was the name of a manga Tendou was really into. "I'm sure she reads Lemon," he reassured his friend. 

"Oh?! How do you know that, Wakatoshi? Have you seen it-- Have you?! What kind? How hard? I like her even more now!" Tendou asked, leaning in closer to his friend. How scandalous! You were his idol now. 

"... What is Lemon about?" Ushijima asked, genuinely curious now. Did Tendou seriously think he read Lemon before? 

Tendou gasped. "You don't know what lemon fanfics are? They're... Capital 'D', dirty; no pun intended," he added with a wink. "Very sexual. So how'd you see her reading one?" 

Ushijima paused. "Ah, I didn't see her," he mumbled, frustrated at his lack of internet vocabulary. He would have to search up 'lemons' later. "I was just assuming." 

Tendou hummed in response, finally at a lack of words. Wow... If you really read lemon... His heart beat fast at the thought of it. With just a few words, he liked you even more. 

That was when he decided that he needed to impress you. 

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"Guys, there's a big problem!" Tendou announced to the team one day, hands on his hips. He stood tall and determined. "I need to impress a girl!"