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"Some guy is checking you out," Scarlett says.

I feel my eyebrows scrunch together, "What?"

"There's a guy in the cologne section looking at you."

"What does he look like?"

"Brunette, beard, blue eyes, pale skin, high build, straight nose, and a good jaw set."

I feel a twinge of happiness. The guy sounds cute. But he couldn't be looking at me. No one like that could be staring at me.

"He could be looking at you."

"No, he pointed at you when he was looking at his friend."

"You're lying."

"No Seb, I'm not."

"Whatever you say, wait for cologne? Where are we?"

"Calvin Klein."

"You mean the underwear and all that store?"

"Yeah."

"I thought we were getting pants and shirts and all that."

"We are, but you need underwear too. Gotta feel sexy underneath those clothes ya know."

"All I know is that you two aren't going to see me."

"Well, sorry but we are. Plus its good practice."

"Practice for what?"

"For when you're in the nursing home, and someone has to change your diapers."

"Scar, I'm like two years older than you."

"Yeah but you're old."

"Two years."

"Still old, now be quite get in the room, and I'll help you. Liz we're going to need a few more shirts."

"On it!"

And then I hear her shoes running away. Aforementioned is not how I planned my day to go.