Hello 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
Percy: Hello! My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!
Is this her first child?
Percy: No, you idiot! this is her husband!
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9-1-1, What's your emergency?
Leo: Yeah, I'm...I'm having trouble breathing...I'm all out of breath. I think I'm gonna pass out
Sir, where are you calling from?
Leo: I'm at a payphone...um... ****
Sir an ambulance is on its way. Are you asthmatic?
Leo: no
What were you doing before you called?
Leo: running from the cops
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
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RandomYo this story been here since like 2014 so a lot of this shizz is out of date as fuck. Shit I wrote this back when I was too afraid to curse on here. I was like what 12 or something I don't remember. I tried updating some of diss but shit 4 years is...
