Yo this story been here since like 2014 so a lot of this shizz is out of date as fuck. Shit I wrote this back when I was too afraid to curse on here. I was like what 12 or something I don't remember. I tried updating some of diss but shit 4 years is...
If I was Batman: *throws down smoke bomb* *hits head on the wall to my left* *smoke clears* *Commissioner Gordon just stare at my unconscious body confused*
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The Riddler: What goes up, let's out a load, then goes back down?
Hero: ew, what else could that possibly be?!
The Riddler:an elevator! *Dies
Aquaman: I own 70% of the planet and the call me useless and a "stupid hero"! If I was stupid how come I can name the seven seas and five oceans?!
Poison ivy: *Everytime some tries to deforest a forest I will reforest the forest* (say that ten times fast)
The joker: *IDK know... Maybe plan a raide... Give my followers guns that blast confetti. Not tell them. Watch their faces when the try the kill the GCPD. (That is honestly the funniest thing to me)
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Green Arrow:* probably just make bad quips and puns* ~G.A.: So... Fastest man in the world... That must suck for your girlfriend Flash: well I vibrate so...
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(I hate myself for that one) ~G.A.: aw... I just quiver with joy from our little banters Batman: no...
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~Deathstroke: you ready to be destroyed G.A.: oooo, my save word is arrowcave! (That ones from Injustice 2!)
__________________ It gets harder to like myself ever.dam.day. Also, did you know that Jensen Ackles was supposed to play Captain America?
Yeah I don't know if that is even true but you believed me!
